Happy Easter

[DanOregon]

Jesus didn't juice - or sleep with his friend's wife.

One Easter tradition I don't think is around anymore is the network's would air a movie - Dr. Doolittle (the orig), The Sound of Music or something, and the family would watch together after eating - always found The 10 Commandments kind of slow except for the scene where Moses parts the Red Sea - that was pretty cool.

 

[Batman]

You're a grown-ass adult* and you have WWF Wrestling Buddy dolls**?

* Submit Man Card here.

** MAN CARD REVOKED.

Have them? I play with them. In my parents' basement. While having a Nitro party. I mean, Nitro hasn't been on the air in 20-something years, but my buddies and I still watch old episodes on VHS every Monday and have a party. OK, I do that alone. My buddies are actually my WWF Wrestling Buddy dolls. We act out the matches while they're going on.
Because it's still real to me, dammit.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Just for the record, Vince McMahon is 1-0 against Jesus’ dad in tag team matches.

 

[swingline]

I’d rather watch Jesus fight Santa.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I’d rather watch Jesus fight Santa.

Santa’s got the weight advantage and can move sound just by touching his finger to his nose. But Jesus can turn Santa’s water into wine and get him drunk, and has a high pain tolerance after being nailed to a cross.

I say it’s a tossup.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Santa has a soft chin.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Santa’s got the weight advantage and can move sound just by touching his finger to his nose. But Jesus can turn Santa’s water into wine and get him drunk, and has a high pain tolerance after being nailed to a cross.

I say it’s a tossup.

Kind of depends on whether or not the elves stay out of it.

 

[DanOregon]

Just imagined the Story of Jesus presented by WWE with all the roles played by the wrestlers and personalities. That's going to haunt me.

 

[Slacker]

I’d rather watch Jesus fight Santa.

I see what you did there. ... Still a great memory, the day this clip landed and sidetracked our newsroom all day long.

 

[Batman]

Santa has a soft chin.

There was also that comic book where Santa got beat up by the Ultimate Warrior. Is Santa secretly a wrestling jobber during the summer?

 

[ChrisLong]

It’s nice to celebrate Easter as a holiday since in 42 years at five newspapers Easter never was considered a holiday

"It doesn't need to be a holiday. It's always on Sunday. Nobody works on Sunday."

 

[MisterCreosote]

There was also that comic book where Santa got beat up by the Ultimate Warrior. Is Santa secretly a wrestling jobber during the summer?

If I remember correctly, Santa got sodomized by the Warrior in that comic book.

EDIT: Yep, unfortunately, I remembered correctly (click link for pic):

https://i.redd.it/7xmba0kueg521.jpg

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Kind of depends on whether or not the elves stay out of it.

The Disciples can neutralize the elves.

I figure Mrs. Claus and Mary get into a cat fight.

Jesus has to watch out a potential heel turn from Judas though.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

The Disciples can neutralize the elves.

I figure Mrs. Claus and Mary get into a cat fight.

Jesus has to watch out a potential heel turn from Judas though.

Are we talking disciples in the New Testament or as full-on saints? The elves are scrappy and probably work well in teams, but I’m pretty sure saints have superpowers and stuff.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Are we talking disciples in the New Testament or as full-on saints? The elves are scrappy and probably work well in teams, but I’m pretty sure saints have superpowers and stuff.

True, although maybe the reindeer can get in their way . Rudolph might be able to distract the saints with his nose so bright.

 

[Batman]

The Disciples can neutralize the elves.

I figure Mrs. Claus and Mary get into a cat fight.

Jesus has to watch out a potential heel turn from Judas though.

The elves are effective in swarms.

 

[swingline]

Is it weird to have a boner?

It’d be weird if you didn’t.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Wow. That escalated quickly.

I know this minor beef has been settled but I pictured either you or @Slacker ripping off a wife-beater to the tune of "Real American" and it was glorious.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Just imagined the Story of Jesus presented by WWE with all the roles played by the wrestlers and personalities. That's going to haunt me.

Nobody’s qualified to play Jesus, though.

OK, maybe Sami Zayn.