Gwyneth’s acrid, exploding vajayjay

[Killick]

Worth it if only for the line “The acrid smell of Gwyneth’s exploding vagina candle isn’t something I’m keen to relive...”

Experience: Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle erupted in my front room

 

[Vombatus]

I think that’s at least the second incident.

The Consumer Protection people should issue a recall.

Cucumber-scented candles are better.

Right, @Buck?