"give me an f! give me an a! give me an i! give me an l! what's that spell?"

[jps]

this lady.

(and I fully accept potential d_b failure, as I neglected to search for a previous posting)

GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.

Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.

Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.

The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.

A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.

Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said.

Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000.

If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.

 

[jps]

and she's so pretty!
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http://www.wral.com/news/strange/image/3538992/?ref_id=3538750

 

[mike311gd]

How could she think she'd pass for 15?

 

[Armchair_QB]

BTW, that's the town Lambeau Field sits in.

 

[Gutter]

BTW, that's the town Lambeau Field sits in.

Incorrect. Green Bay actually juts into Ashwaubenon to house Lambeau Field within its city limits.

 

[Lester Bangs]

I would totally love to go back to my old HS and work for the newspaper again. I might even be the best guy on staff now ... and I look more like a HS kid than this haggard old *****.

 

[Drip]

I would totally love to go back to my old HS and work for the newspaper again. I might even be the best guy on staff now ... and I look more like a HS kid than this haggard old *****.

Looks like she had a rough night.

 

[Football_Bat]

Another wacky Sconnie story?

Knock me over with a weisswurst.

 

[slappy4428]

How could she think she'd pass for 15?

When she was 15 she probably didn't pass for 15...

 

[Killick]

Rode hard, hung up wet.

 

[Drip]

Mom has a history of identity theft crimes. She's going away to a different school.

 

[Bubbler]

I luuuuv my home state.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

This was a Buffy episode, but she used witchcraft to pull it off.

 

[mustangj17]

I would totally love to go back to my old HS and work for the newspaper again. I might even be the best guy on staff now ... and I look more like a HS kid than this haggard old *****.

I still wouldn't be good enough to make the baseball team.

 

[Diabeetus]

This was a Buffy episode, but she used witchcraft to pull it off.

Yeah it was! But didn't they switch bodies?

 

[KG]

How the hell did she get picked for the squad in the first place?

 

[Lester Bangs]

How the hell did she get picked for the squad in the first place?

The school was fulfilling the little-known Chastity Bono Clause in which each Wisconsin school is required to have a Chastity look-alike on its squad. Tonya Harding had a brief cheer career under the same provision.