Gimme Five (a fun, stress-free thread I hope)

[I Should Coco]

Seems to be a lot of stress and aggro-posts in the ol' sandbox lately. Could be all those fall sports tab deadlines, new overtime guidelines, or angst about Jared benefitting from your Subway purchase.

Whatever it is ... we need to revive the Lists of Five thread. Couldn't find dooley's old one, so here goes. I'll start with a couple of easy ones.

Top 5 Big 10 mascots:
1. Herky the Hawk (of course)
2. Bucky Badger
3. Sparty
4. Boilermaker Pete
5. Testudo (welcome aboard, Maryland!)

Top 5 songs about nuclear apocalypse:
1. Wooden Ships — Jefferson Airplane and/or CSN
2. Radioactive — Imagine Dragons
3. Two Suns in the Sunset — Pink Floyd
4. 99 Red Balloons — Nena
5. Champion — Jefferson Starship (from "Nuclear Furniture")

Anybody else?

 

[TyWebb]

Top 5 Fingers:
1. Index (in an upset)
2. Middle
3. Pinky
4. Ring
5. Thumb (because could be argued it isn't a finger)

 

[Riptide]

George Foreman's favorite sons:
1. George
2. George
3. George
4. George
5. George

 

[amraeder]

Top 5 Fingers:
1. Index (in an upset)
2. Middle
3. Pinky
4. Ring
5. Thumb (because could be argued it isn't a finger)

Antonio Alfonseca has some issues with this list.

 

[albert77]

5 Songs Blatantly About Drugs:
1. Casey Jones / Grateful Dead
2. Panama Red / New Riders Of The Purple Sage
3. One Toke Over The Line / Brewer & Shipley
4. Roll Another Number For The Road / Neil Young
5. Heroin / Velvet Underground

 

[TigerVols]

Top 5 numbers:

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Top 5 REM songs:

1. Flowers of Guatemala
2. Begin the Begin
3. Don't Go Back To Rockville
4. Exhuming McCarthy
5. Orange Crush

 

[LongTimeListener]

Five rap songs that any good self-hating white boy needs to know and love:

1. **** Tha Police, NWA
2. Fight The Power, Public Enemy
3. White America, Eminem
4. California Love, Tupac
5. Gin and Juice, Snoop Dogg

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Best combination for your luggage:

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5

 

[TigerVols]

The CORRECTED Top 5 REM Songs:
1. Driver 8
2. Begin the Begin
3. Orange Crush
4. World Leader Pretend
5. Crush with Eyeliner

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Top 5 best fictional pro wrestling hometowns:

1. The State of Euphoria
2 . Any Damn Place He Wants to Be From
3. The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
4. The Clearance Rack
5. Parts Unknown

 

[HC]

Top 5 Mozart Operas

1. Le Nozze di Figaro
2. Don Giovanni
3. Die Zauberflöte
4. Cosi fan Tutte
5. La clemenza di Tito

 

[TigerVols]

Top 5 Grand Tour/Monument Climbs
1 Monte Zoncolan
2. Col du Tourmalet
3. Alpe D'Huez
4. Muy du Huy
5. Passo di Mortirolo

 

[Batman]

Best combination for your luggage:

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5

That's also the worst combination for your planet's air shield.

 

[Riptide]

Top 5 things on Old McDonald's mind:
1. E
2. I
3. E
4. I
5. O

 

[I Should Coco]

Top 5 things on a McDonald's menu:
1. French fries
2. Quarter pounder with cheese
3. Hot, greasy-as-hell Apple pies (do they still cook these in the fryer?)
4. Sausage egg and cheese biscuit
5. Shamrock shakes (part of the year)

 

[spikechiquet]

Top 5 Big 10 mascots:
1. Herky the Hawk (of course)
2. Bucky Badger
3. Sparty
4. Purdue Pete (fixed)
5. Testudo (welcome aboard, Maryland!)

 

[spikechiquet]

Top 5 sex positions
1. Doggie (You can watch TV & have a bowl of chips in front of you)
2. Flying Lotus (no clue how to do it...but awesome name)
3. Cowgirl (Much less work for the guy, plus...bouncing boobs)
4. Reverse Cowgirl (now you don't even have to look at her!)
5. The Stranger (Because sex is like bridge...if you don't have a good partner, at least have a good hand)

 

[Riptide]

Five things found
in Donald Trump's hair:
1. Four pounds of hair spray.
2. A nest of baby sparrows.
3. A backup cheeseburger.
4. Two boogers from this morning.
5. Megyn Kelly inflatable love doll.

 

[DanOregon]

Top five vowels
1. E
2. O
3. A
4. I
5. U (sometimes y)