Germans developing spray-on condom

[Perry White]

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyid=2006-11-30T162502Z_01_L30758784_RTRIDST_0_SCIENCE-GERMANY-CONDOM-DC.XML&rpc=92%20

The web site, with diagram and pictures: http://www.spraykondom.de/spraykondom/info01.php?

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."
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"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."
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However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

 

[21]

I don't understand. These Germans come into your bedroom and spray a condom on you, while you wait?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"Verrry interesting...but shticky."

 

[PeteyPirate]

I wouldn't want to take responsibility for another hole in the ozone.

 

[Freelance Hack]

I'm Earl Scheib and I can spray on your condom for $19.95!

 

[novelist_wannabe]

The vulcanizing won't be necessary, thank you very much. No way I want pointy ears down there.

 

[Freelance Hack]

The vulcanizing won't be necessary, thank you very much. No way I want pointy ears down there.

Though highly illogical, I'm sure the pointy ears are highly pleasurable, too!

 

[dixiehack]

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

The rainbow-colored wax is only $2 more.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

When is someone going to invent a spray-on woman?

 

[zeke12]

Can I get mine in new-car scent?

 

[Platyrhynchos]

It'd be a bit tricky trying to get the reservoir tip on the end.

 

[writing irish]

Don't Germans have pubic hair? What happens if you spray on too much condom around the base of the penis?

Hans: "Zat vas lovely dahlink; I vill engage in post-koital kuddle viss you, but fust I must peel off spray-on kondom."

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIP!

Hans: "AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHH! MEIN KOCK!!!

Berta: "Ach Hans, you sprayed on too much kondom! You got latex schtuck to ze pubes at the base of yur cockwurst! You also got latex stuck to schkrotum! Now in your hand you hold gruesome scrap of latex viss semen, pubes, und even blood and scraps of flesh!"

 

[dixiehack]

Don't Germans have pubic hair? What happens if you spray on too much condom around the base of the penis?

Hans: "Zat vas lovely dahlink; I vill engage in post-koital kuddle viss you, but fust I must peel off spray-on kondom."

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIP!

Hans: "AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHH! MEIN KOCK!!!

Berta: "Ach Hans, you sprayed on too much kondom! You got latex schtuck to ze pubes at the base of yur cockwurst! You also got latex stuck to schkrotum! Now in your hand you hold gruesome scrap of latex viss semen, pubes, und even blood and scraps of flesh!"

Back after an underwear change. Well done.