Fun with Captions

[heyabbott]

Add your own

 

[goalmouth]

"Thank God I have the key to this chastity belt around my neck. It's beginning to itch..."

 

[zeke12]

"It's my thing."

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[heyabbott]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

"Where da white women at?"

 

[User 1019]

"I knew that ***** had the crabs."

 

[JoelHammond]

"This is for you, Paul."

 

[SockPuppet]

Yep, it's still there.

 

[SockPuppet]

Just handlin' up on my bizness, is all.

 

[SockPuppet]

Hello, room service?

 

[alleyallen]

Wonder how big a diamond I'll have to buy Vanessa after that one?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Sorry guys, she says the **** stays here.

 

[poindexter]

Wait 'til we get in the car, Chuck.

 

[Claws for Concern]

The Lakers did it to me again!

 

[Claws for Concern]

Or

Lakers need to grow some!

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant, of the National Basketball Association, places his left hand on his groin area as he makes his way to his 2008 Range Rover, which was parked in front of a brick townhouse, on Wednesday, August 1. (AP Photo/Bob Barker)

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

I got your trade talk, right here.

 

[Mayfly]

After swearing off of white women in a ceremony at the Caucasian Caucus, Kobe Bryant spots his next target, Alyssa Milano.

 

[lono]

White guy ask me, "Why do you guys always hold your things?"

'Cause you done took everything else, mother****er! [/richardpryor]