Fun with captions!

[Killick]

Before anyone else posts it, I want to go on record as saying this thread will not end well. ;D
That said, have at it:

 

[User 1019]

Not among the suspects: Dad.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Mom always says not to play with your balls in the house.

 

[poindexter]

Alice knew it'd be trouble when Sam the Butcher brought a bull into the bed room.

 

[poindexter]

Cindy said that this is what all the junior high girls are doing nowadays. And Sam *still* won't marry me!

 

[Killick]

Uh, Bobby... I think it's time to change.

 

[Chi City 81]

That's not what I meant by "facial," dammit!

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Ann B Davis vehemently denies having coke addiction

 

[Chef]

This'll show that ***** Marcia.......I'll let her boyfriend finish on my grill.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Ann B Davis regretted her visit to the football dorm at the University of Miami for the rest of her life.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

No, I asked for pork chops and applesauce.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

When I was in college I was in a fraternity. On of the guys in the house was seeing a girl and that girl was overheard telling the guy one night that she was going to make him "cum buckets". Her nickname from that day on was "Buckets". I wonder if she was related to Alice?

We had another girl whose nickname was "Free Meal"

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ann B. Davis watching "Money Shot Lincoln" on HD.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Ann B Davis reveals how she keeps her face wrinkle free.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Even from 1,000 miles away, Ryan Sonner hits his target.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Ann B Davis does her impression of T.O. : I love me some me!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

And Ann B Davis crosses bukkake off her list of things to do. Next up - the Cleveland Steamer.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Joe Namath: Mail Order Hero 2

 

[MrWrite]

who knew the B. stood for bukkake?

 

[Del_B_Vista]

Ann B. Davis, 68, gets hit in the face with some mayonnaise while dressed in Wild West gear at Coyote Jack's Wild West Emporium outside Yuma, Arizona, on Thursday, October 10, 2006. (AP photo/Oliver Martin)