Friggin' Geico commercials

[MacDaddy]

If my insurance remains cheap because they don't spend a lot on new commercials, fine by me.

Don't worry -- your insurance remains cheap because they don't spend a lot on paying claims.

 

[HC]

Is it Warren Wallace or Lauren Wallace?
And is Cavemen still on TV?

"Caveman" is history.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I always liked the fake reality show commercial with the newlywed couple in the house that was too small.

The problem with all the Geico commercials is, they are on too much and I get sick of them.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

I think the "putting him into the wall" ad is quite funny. When they're at the grocery story and he slams the cart? Classic.
Also, the "celebrity" ads are hit and miss. The one with the announcer is great. "In a world where both of our cars are under water..."

 

[slappy4428]

We now have automatically generated Geico ads at the top and bottom of the page ... but I guess I deserved that ...

What ads? [/subscriber]

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

If my insurance remains cheap because they don't spend a lot on new commercials, fine by me.

Don't worry -- your insurance remains cheap because they don't spend a lot on paying claims.

Thanks for pissing in my breakfast skillet.

 

[Bubbler]

Take the train to Happytown. Woo woo!

Now it can be said: I ****in want Tara Guesig, or whatever her name is. She is quite fetching. I want her far more than I ever wanted McGriddles girl. I would drive McGriddles girl to Burger King and dump her off there, in my Geico-insured car, in order to make nice with Tara. If I had a list of top five commercial women whom my wife allowed me to spend spend eight seconds with, she'd be no. 1 thru 10.

Every time I see that commercial, I think I should post about it. Then I realize, nah, that would be lame, even by my standards.

So thank you Walter. Thank you for lifting this burden off my shoulders. I am free.

Tara, if you're out there, PM me.

Who knew BYH took the midnight train to Kleenex-land upon watching Geico commercials?

You all did? Never mind.

Know this, Tiny House girl is going to be pissed at you BYH.

 

[alleyallen]

I hardly ever even notice the ads, although I do enjoy the odd way they sometimes mirror the topic of the thread. They're good for a laugh and they keep the site up and running. That's all that matters to me, even if I were a subscriber.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Tiny House is the greatest modern commercial I've ever seen.

"I just wanna make an omelet!"

 

[terrier]

He didn't even have to play a note or open the voicebox. Just the idea of a bald Peter Frampton had me in hysterics.

 

[BigRed]

Take the train to Happytown. Woo woo!

My favorite Geico commercial.
"Rental car smells like Sunshine!"

 

[Steak Snabler]

Take the train to Happytown. Woo woo!

Now it can be said: I ****in want Tara Guesig, or whatever her name is. She is quite fetching. I want her far more than I ever wanted McGriddles girl. I would drive McGriddles girl to Burger King and dump her off there, in my Geico-insured car, in order to make nice with Tara. If I had a list of top five commercial women whom my wife allowed me to spend spend eight seconds with, she'd be no. 1 thru 10.

Every time I see that commercial, I think I should post about it. Then I realize, nah, that would be lame, even by my standards.

So thank you Walter. Thank you for lifting this burden off my shoulders. I am free.

Tara, if you're out there, PM me.

Who knew BYH took the midnight train to Kleenex-land upon watching Geico commercials?

You all did? Never mind.

Know this, Tiny House girl is going to be pissed at you BYH.

Tiny House girls in street clothes (couldn't find a pic of her in skimpy PJs):

 

[Dyno]

The one with Lipton is the only one I can stand.

One of these days my dad is going to throw a rock through the TV when that one comes on. I've never seen him have as visceral reaction to a commercial as he does to that one.

 

[dreunc1542]

Take the train to Happytown. Woo woo!

Now it can be said: I ****in want Tara Guesig, or whatever her name is. She is quite fetching. I want her far more than I ever wanted McGriddles girl. I would drive McGriddles girl to Burger King and dump her off there, in my Geico-insured car, in order to make nice with Tara. If I had a list of top five commercial women whom my wife allowed me to spend spend eight seconds with, she'd be no. 1 thru 10.

Every time I see that commercial, I think I should post about it. Then I realize, nah, that would be lame, even by my standards.

So thank you Walter. Thank you for lifting this burden off my shoulders. I am free.

Tara, if you're out there, PM me.

Wow. I can't believe that you have thought about posting that numerous times. Oh wait, yea I can.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Take the train to Happytown. Woo woo!

Now it can be said: I ****in want Tara Guesig, or whatever her name is. She is quite fetching. I want her far more than I ever wanted McGriddles girl. I would drive McGriddles girl to Burger King and dump her off there, in my Geico-insured car, in order to make nice with Tara. If I had a list of top five commercial women whom my wife allowed me to spend spend eight seconds with, she'd be no. 1 thru 10.

Every time I see that commercial, I think I should post about it. Then I realize, nah, that would be lame, even by my standards.

So thank you Walter. Thank you for lifting this burden off my shoulders. I am free.

Tara, if you're out there, PM me.

Wow. I can't believe that you have thought about posting that numerous times. Oh wait, yea I can.

For you Walter. Tara is evidently a real person ...

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