Ever dreamed of a night with a pair of hookers?

[poindexter]

The Hispanics are doing the jobs no American wants to. [/George Bush]

 

[poindexter]

Pound for pound, this might be the best value in the history of American prostitution.

 

[Chef]

I'd hit it.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

And I thought this was a rugby thread...
Isn't Fort Payne the tube sock capital of the United States? and the home of the band Alabama (fwiw).
Talk about Deal or No Deal.

At one time, it was considered the tube sock capital of the country. It may still be, but imports have beat them up pretty badly, I believe. And the band Alabama is from there. My dad was born up there and my grandmother made a pretty good chunk of change selling at least one of the guys from the band land for his mansion.

I disavow any knowledge of the world's oldest profession in that little hamlet. The last time I read about Fort Payne was in Dennis Covington's most excellent "Salvation on Sand Mountain" about the snake-handlers in the area. Dad said when he was a kid they used to sneak up to the churches to watch them handle snakes and speak in tongues.

 

[Dan Rydell]

Well, there went breakfast.

 

[Chef]

Ever seen a shy turtle pull its head back into its shell?

...yeah. Little ER just did that.

Oh come on.....you, them, a couple of pizzas, a case of Keystone, and a Matlock Marathon......****......they'd never forget you.

 

[Ace]

I think hispanics should file a class action suit for defamation for being mentioned in that article.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Holy mother of God they're horrible lookin'!

 

[goalmouth]

I like a good joke as much as anyone here, but this isn't one. 62-year-old grandma hooker...mother-daughter...$15 tricks...Mexicans. Oh yeah, the punch line: they're really unattractive!

While TV usually gets a pass on the quality of the news, the only joke here is on the audience, apparently viewed by the TV station and its sponsors as nothing less than retards.

And who said irony was dead?

 

[Just_An_SID]

$15 each?

Must be a real pricey neighborhood.

On a serious note, I'm pretty sure that there isn't enough alcohol in this world to make me look at those two and say, "tonight I am going to fulfill one of my life-long dreams."

I'm pretty sure that not even Boots would hit that. (Of course, I could be wrong).

 

[Ace]

I like a good joke as much as anyone here, but this isn't one. 62-year-old grandma hooker...mother-daughter...$15 tricks...Mexicans. Oh yeah, the punch line: they're really unattractive!

While TV usually gets a pass on the quality of the news, the only joke here is on the audience, apparently viewed by the TV station and its sponsors as nothing less than retards.

And who said irony was dead?

You are right, GM, it is a particularly lame and -- I think -- racist story as written.

Anyway, this country has a long and proud tradition of unattractive hookers.

 

[heyabbott]

Not quite the mother-daughter fantasy I've had in mind...

Welcome to My World

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Not quite the mother-daughter fantasy I've had in mind...

Welcome to My World

Um ... Mrs. Coach, yes. Julie ... I dunno. I'm not sure I wanna take her V chip away from Saracen

 

[Bubbler]

Hope that undercover cop got hazard pay. I know he never carried out the deed, but it would take a Robert De-Niro-like acting job to pretend to be interested in that $30 sandwich from hell.

 

[steveu]

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I.... wouldn't do that.

Sorry, Barenaked Ladies.

 

[farmerjerome]

Hot!

 

[andyouare?]

I think hispanics should file a class action suit for defamation for being mentioned in that article.

Yet another reason why we need immigration reform. If immigrants were paid a proper wage, they could afford a better quality of prostitute.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Well, there went breakfast.

And there will be no breakfast tomorrow... or lunch or dinner for that matter.

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I.... wouldn't do that.

Sorry, Barenaked Ladies.

I would do anything for love...

But I won't do THAT.

 

[poindexter]

The sister may be available for a threesome:

 

[Bubbler]

The sister may be available for a threesome:

She charges $5 extra to put your Old Milwaukee can coolie in there during oral sex.