Ever dreamed of a night with a pair of hookers?

[poindexter]

How about a couple of $15 dollar hookers?

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14140253/detail.html
Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution

POSTED: 10:58 am EDT September 18, 2007
UPDATED: 3:32 pm EDT September 18, 2007

FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.

Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term.

Duncan's daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first.

The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.

Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.

“Prostitution is not something we see a lot of in the Fort Payne area,” Walker told The Times-Journal. “However, we are glad that something of this nature was brought to our attention, and were able to put an end to this operation.”

Walker said the majority of the Duncan’s clientele was believed to be Hispanics. ;D

There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men, Walker said, according to The Times-Journal.

 

[slappy4428]

Not quite the mother-daughter fantasy I've had in mind...

 

[Flash]

I thought this was going to be a personal account of some kind. Damn, poin ...

 

[BYH]

Who's the mother and who's the daughter?

 

[Songbird]

Roll 'em in flour so you can see the wet spot.

 

[Magnum]

I certainly wouldn't want to be the meat between those buns.

Wow. Just wow.

I mean it. Wow.

 

[mike311gd]

Eh, $15 seems a little pricey. Oh, **** ... $15 each? Count me way the **** out.

 

[OTD]

"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"I believe I'd have two chicks at the same time."

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Aaaaahhh!! People PAID for that? Aaaaaahh! Those mugshots will keep me awake tonight -- someone was so hard up they not only wanted that but were willing to pay for it? I know, it's only $15, but holy ****.

 

[Magnum]

Aaaaahhh!! People PAID for that? Aaaaaahh! Those mugshots will keep me awake tonight -- someone was so hard up they not only wanted that but were willing to pay for it? I know, it's only $15, but holy ****.

Quince dolares!!

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I'd pay $15 to unsee those pictures.

 

[John]

It was impossible to avoid clicking on this thread.

 

[Magnum]

The bottom one just looks like she's thinking, 'Get into my belly!"

 

[EmbassyRow]

Ever seen a shy turtle pull its head back into its shell?

...yeah. Little ER just did that.

 

[Bruce Leroy]

Actually did dream once about a night with Peg Bundy. This was at least 10 years ago. Better looking in the dream than on the show. And have no clue why the dream was about Peg and not Kelly. ... But back on topic: Disgusting.

 

[BYH]

TTWHBBWP.

 

[Tom Petty]

I thought this was going to be a personal account of some kind. Damn, poin ...

yes, he gets today's "*******" vote.

 

[DanOregon]

And I thought this was a rugby thread...
Isn't Fort Payne the tube sock capital of the United States? and the home of the band Alabama (fwiw).
Talk about Deal or No Deal.

 

[dooley_womack1]

In a related story, poindexter caught an earlier flight out of Birmingham

 

[DanOregon]

Anybody ever hear the expression "eat the frog"?