Entertain me

[Grimace]

Um. I have jury duty, too. Yeah. Also, I start my prison sentence tomorrow. Yeah.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Um. I have jury duty, too. Yeah. Also, I start my prison sentence tomorrow. Yeah.

You fat purple sack of LIE!

 

[Flash]

I have to top it? That might be hard ... unless there's whipped cream around here somewhere ...

Get it? Topping?

Muahahahahahaha!

 

[Ace]

I have to top it? That might be hard ... unless there's whipped cream around here somewhere ...

Get it? Topping?

Muahahahahahaha!

I'm guessing no cherry?

 

[Flash]

I have to top it? That might be hard ... unless there's whipped cream around here somewhere ...

Get it? Topping?

Muahahahahahaha!

I'm guessing no cherry?

Maraschino ... maybe. But I'm not exactly JayFarrar's type, no.

 

[Ace]

I have to top it? That might be hard ... unless there's whipped cream around here somewhere ...

Get it? Topping?

Muahahahahahaha!

I'm guessing no cherry?

Maraschino ... maybe. But I'm not exactly JayFarrar's type, no.

Poor Jay!

 

[dooley_womack1]

God, what kind of nancy state do you live in that allows you to bring your laptop to jury duty? Do they give you porn-site passwords, too?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

God, what kind of nancy state do you live in that allows you to bring your laptop to jury duty? Do they give you porn-site passwords, too?

Illinois.
And no, but I didn't ask either.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I can see why Mizzou beat the Illini.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I can see why Mizzou beat the Illini.

Um ... OK.

Day 2 of jury duty starts at 10:30 a.m. Please prepare to entertain me again. I wonder if I'll have to stand, raise my right had and agree to be a good little juror again today. I certainly hope I don't have to watch that ****ty judge movie again.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Day 2 of jury duty has began.

Sitting in the pool with bunches of peoples, The Price is Right on the TV, and a full laptop battery. Lots of women in the pool ... mostly older more experienced.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I think one woman just suggested strip poker to pass the time.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Talk about soccer, that'll make the other jurors hate you.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Don't fall for it. She'll want to pull her teeth out as an item!

 

[Claws for Concern]

Since you haven't posted in a few minutes, you must have fallen for it.

 

[Scouter]

Tell them the joke I told you yesterday. That'll really freak 'em out.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Still there? Battery power strong? Telling them you're a journalist and the laughter hasn't died down yet?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Flash, I BBAM needs a suggestive PM, stat!

 

[mike311gd]

BBAM,

You're missing Home Improvement. Pamela's back, and Debbe's there, too. It's a two-for.

Mike

 

[Claws for Concern]

Someone must have been called in to serve!