Entertain me

[Write-brained]

That's awesome, W-b.

Don't end up being the crack spider's *****.

 

[imjustagirl]

**** that, dude, I AM the crack spider. My bitchwagon has hydraulics.

 

[Write-brained]

**** that, dude, I AM the crack spider. My bitchwagon has hydraulics.

Then I better not fall off my web hammock.

 

[Flash]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Keep watching ...

Actually, they really studied that at one point in the 1960s.

Spiders on dope (click each pic to move to the next one).

 

[Flash]

I'm not sure I would ever have the guts to do this but it sure looks fascinating:

http://waldospost.com/2/posts/10_Share_Photos/146_Random_Photos/2685_The_Devil_s_Swimming_Pool_In_Zimbabwe_Africa.html

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I'm glad the others were here to entertain, IJAG. If I were the only source, you would have been climbing the walls and probably have knocked an airport employee or four.

 

[Angola!]

I'm not sure I would ever have the guts to do this but it sure looks fascinating:

http://waldospost.com/2/posts/10_Share_Photos/146_Random_Photos/2685_The_Devil_s_Swimming_Pool_In_Zimbabwe_Africa.html

My parents have been there, though at a different time of year. Based on their pictues, no I would not go in that pool. ****, I wouldn't go within 100 yards of that pool.

And those ****ers that have their small children near the edge? **** them. That's unreal.

 

[imjustagirl]

I'm glad the others were here to entertain, IJAG. If I were the only source, you would have been climbing the walls and probably have knocked an airport employee or four.

out? up? how was I knocking them?

 

[Angola!]

I'm glad the others were here to entertain, IJAG. If I were the only source, you would have been climbing the walls and probably have knocked an airport employee or four.

out? up? how was I knocking them?

I personally was guessing up.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Out. Can you tell I'm on two hours' sleep with one long shift to go and an appointment at the dealership almost an hour away when I leave work in the morning?

Up? Cute ... but I don't think Steve Spurrier was around.

 

[Flash]

For the FB haters:

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/facebook_in_reality__hilarious_video?id=nrlSkU0TFLs

 

[Flash]

Anyone need a penpal?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

For the guys:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/heidi-10245.htm
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/danyelle-10393.htm

For the gals:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/brian-4494.htm (he didn't really do it)
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/timothy-4656.htm

 

[sportschick]

Tim is mine! Back off girls

 

[Dickens Cider]

Considering his incarceration, Tim is probably back off girls, too.

 

[Flash]

Create your own South Park character:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/sp_game.swf

 

[mojo20205]

Hear about the plastic surgeon?

He hung himself

 

[Flash]

Approximately 100,000 people get married in Las Vegas each year.

A snail can sleep for three years.

The world record for finishing the Rubik's cube is 16.5 seconds.

A snake charmer in Bangladesh once found 3,500 poisonous cobras and their eggs hidden underneath the floors of two suburban homes.

Australian Graham Barker extracted his own belly button fluff every day for 18 years acquiring a record-breaking amount of fluff. He hopes to accumulate enough fluff to stuff a pillow.

Forty percent of Americans iron their clothes while wearing their underwear or being completely naked.

The human heart produces enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

The clown fish has the ability to change its sex. If a breeding female dies, the male fish will change its sex and mate with another male.

 

[imjustagirl]

sc, you can have Tim. I'll take Edrick.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/edrick-4974.htm

 

[Flash]

Cool ... how to write your name in Elvish. I thought at first it meant in the style of Elvis, but no ... it means in the style of elves.

http://www.starchamber.com/paracelsus/elvish/elvish-in-ten-minutes.html