Entertain me

[imjustagirl]

I'm sitting in the Indy airport for another three hours. I have a notebook to work on, which I am, intermittently. I'm moving to the floor spot Sam Hornish Jr. just occupied for the first hour and a half I was here until his flight to Charlotte boarded (really? Penske can't put him on a private jet? Really?)

Anyway, 5 hours in any airport is really too much to ask. So please, since the board is boring right now, entertain me. Links (no flash video, ****ing IT guys didn't install it when they rebuilt my computer last week), jokes, stories, something, anything.

Please?

 

[Buck]

Knock knock

 

[imjustagirl]

who's there?!?!

 

[BigSleeper]

Every Simpsons headline: http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/information/lists/newspaper.shtml

Amuse yourself by coming up with potential Batman sequels incorporating some of the obscure villans: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Batman_enemies I had no idea there was a villian who dressed up as a pocket calculator or another who was a former gameshow host turned bad.

 

[Batman]

Because, really, how can you not laugh at a drunken monkey?

 

[Buck]

who's there?!?!

Abby

 

[Clever username]

Abby who?

 

[imjustagirl]

Abby who??

GET OFF MY JOKES, CLEVER!!!

 

[Angola!]

Abby who??

GET OFF MY JOKES, CLEVER!!!

If you are going to be so angry, I don't think I can entertain you.

 

[Clever username]

Abby who??

GET OFF MY JOKES, CLEVER!!!

Keep that up and I'll write a detailed post about the poop I'm about to take.

 

[imjustagirl]

Do pbp of it.

 

[Overrated]

For the love of christ, what is the "abby" punchline? I've been waiting and refreshing for like 15 minutes!!!!!!!!

 

[Angola!]

For the love of christ, what is the "abby" punchline? I've been waiting and refreshing for like 15 minutes!!!!!!!!

So you are the reason the board has been running so slow.

 

[Flash]

Guide to interpreting Facebook/Myspace photos:

http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.php

 

[Songbird]

One of my favorite Web games ...

http://www.miniusa.com/crm/jumpgame/jumpgame.jsp

Great music.

 

[Overrated]

For the love of christ, what is the "abby" punchline? I've been waiting and refreshing for like 15 minutes!!!!!!!!

So you are the reason the board has been running so slow.

I'm the reason for a lot of things, Angola.

 

[imjustagirl]

Have to have flash for that, Xan.

 

[Flash]

Try this:

http://www.jeffbridges.com/something.html

 

[StormSurge]

Dig in...

http://presurfer.blogspot.com/

 

[Flash]