Energy booster suggestions?

[Cansportschick]

I am feeling really lifeless right now (which is abnormal) but I am in need of someything to pick me up today.

Does anyone have any suggestions for energy boosters?

(This should be good...)

 

[Chi City 81]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

 

[Cansportschick]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

So I've heard.

 

[Songbird]

Red Bull.

 

[EStreetJoe]

chocolate is a great short-term energy booster

 

[Songbird]

Also, those 5-hour energy boost bottles. They work, believe me. But don't take them at night if you want to sleep. I took one at 5 p.m. last week and didn't crash till 7 a.m. It doesn't rocket-propel you, just keeps you awake.

 

[Angola!]

A giant plate of fetuccini alfredo.

 

[Lugnuts]

A lot of women are borderline anemic. It could be your iron levels. Have a big steak with an orange -- no dairy. Tomorrow have a big spinach salad with a grapefruit -- no dairy. (Vitamin C helps iron absorption; calcium blocks it.) See if you feel better.

 

[Idaho]

Eat carbs. Carbs = energy.

And work out.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

When I'm feeling sluggish, I usually go for some Turkish black tar heroin...

 

[dooley_womack1]

A shot of Andrenalin[/umathurman]

 

[jboy]

Meth always gives me a little pick me up.

But there are consequences:

 

[chazp]

[blue] I used to drink coffee, but I've found smoking crystal meth is a better pick-me-up! [/blue]

 

[chazp]

Meth always gives me a little pick me up.

But there are consequences:

Dang, beat me to it, by seconds.

 

[Chef]

A giant plate of fetuccini alfredo.

Yeah.........but the side effect is about 45 minutes later, you have to take a giant ****.

My Black Bull seems to help wonderfully.

Black Bull

12 oz. Red Bull
12 oz. Coffee--black

Drink quickly.

I AM CORNHOLIO!

 

[Songbird]

A giant plate of fetuccini alfredo.

Yeah.........but the side effect is about 45 minutes later, you have to take a giant ****.

My Black Bull seems to help wonderfully.

Black Bull

12 oz. Red Bull
12 oz. Coffee--black

Drink quickly.

I AM CORNHOLIO!

I tried the Black Bull, and once the sugar from the Red Bull melts, the aftertaste is like sucking on a bicycle chain, not that I've ever done that or anything. But it's a bitter bitter aftertaste and ruins the coffee.

I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

 

[Ashy Larry]

I used to drink Red Bull when I was feeling a bit sluggish....but my tolerance increased and it lost its kick.......

Now I taser myself......a quick zap to the nads and I'm energized for hours!

 

[n8wilk]

Exercise is actully a good way to increase energy. Something about the blood flow I think. Try it.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

GU Energy Gel usually works for me. Or a Clif Shot.

 

[WazzuGrad00]

A shot of Andrenalin[/umathurman]

I've actually had an adrenalin shot (to diagnose exercise-induced asthma) and it was the worst experience of my life (and I've had gallstones). First, it hurts like hell. Then your heart races for about a half-hour, forty-five minutes. Then you crash. Awful. Ugh.