DWS: Driving With Squirrel

[hondo]

Guy is stopped for weaving all over the road. Says it's because there was a squirrel in the car biting him:

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-09-24/story/squirrel-fault-dui-suspect-tells-clay-county-deputy

The last paragraph is priceless:

"Michael underwent a field sobriety test and was arrested after his girlfriend came by to get the truck and squirrel, the Sheriff’s Office said."

 

[lone star scribe]

Shouldn't this charge be DUIS? Driving under the influence of squirrel? ;D

 

[dooley_womack1]

Squirrel was probably biting his acorns.

 

[SpeedTchr]

TTIUWSP

 

[slappy4428]

better squirrels than

BEES!

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]