Dumb and Dumber alert!

[kingcreole]

Just started on TBS. Poor Pete the parakeet ... his head just fell off because he was really old.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Can't this thread be started every other day? That movie is on TBS more than the Atlanta Braves.

 

[kingcreole]

Yeah maybe. But I'm usually in the sack by this time. Makes for good viewing while the press breaks down again.

 

[doubledown68]

We got no money, we got no food... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!

 

[Buck]

So you're saying there's a chance!

 

[Dude]

-Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
-It's the Soup of the Day.
-Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

 

[BYH]

Look at that butt.

Yeah. He must work out.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

"Slippy, Swimmy, Swammy...Samsonite...I was WAY off..."

 

[Shaggy]

"I like you Mary....I like ya uh lawt"

 

[BYH]

You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Big gulps, huh? Cool. All right! Well, see ya later.

 

[kingcreole]

Anybody else think that Cam Neely was blantantly snubbed of an Academy Award?

 

[Gutter]

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Turbo-Lax.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Anybody else think that Cam Neely was blantantly snubbed of an Academy Award?

That was one hell of a loogie...

 

[Norman Stansfield]

"Let's get a couple of bowls of loud-mouth soup."

"Look at the funbags on that hosehound."

 

[Chi City 81]

kingcreole, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do this.

And totally redeem yourself!

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves the whole time?

Well, yeah. We're in the Rockies.

I'm gonna kill you.

 

[bigpern23]

-- Nice set of hooters.

-- The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

-- Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

 

[Shaggy]

"For God's sake just give me the damn number!"