Dude, I declared bankruptcy!

[Trouser_Buddah]

Holy Christ! You really are that Dos Equis guy aren't you?

If I was unemployed and knew how to operate a video camera, I would totally take the time to make a spoof video of those terrible commercials.

"I don't drink beer. In fact I loathe it.

But if I had to, I mean, some one put a gun to my head, I'd consider Dos Equis."

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hey, you're a journalist. Dare to dream.

 

[User 1019]

The Savalas video was pretty stupid.

 

[Drip]

Dykstra writes that Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln recovered from bankruptcy and that Ulysses S. Grant went bankrupt. He then listed other prominent Americans who bounced back from bankruptcy, including Mark Twain, Donald Trump, Henry Ford, Walt Disney and P.T. Barnum.

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/sports/20090710_After_bankruptcy_filing__Dykstra_shares__actual_facts_.html

 

[Double J]

The Savalas video was pretty stupid.

Most of the rest of us who have seen it recognize it for the full-on awesomeness that it is.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

So, if an impound tow truck takes away Dykstra's car, he can say., "Dude, where's my car?"

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"See that car being towed away? Its a Maybach. Finest in the world. I only get the finest of things repossessed. See those suits I just had to put on Ebay? Cost me $4,000 a pop, bro."

 

[Sam Mills 51]

"See that car being towed away? Its a Maybach. Finest in the world. I only get the finest of things repossessed. See those suits I just had to put on Ebay? Cost me $4,000 a pop, bro."

Who wants suits with tobacco juice stains?

 

[Drip]

Lenny was never the sharpest knife in the drawer. He's a gambler and high-stakes gamblers play the stocks. He got hot and cooled off. This is the end result of that cooling. Along the way, his arrogant ass pissed off a lot of people. Now, they get the opportunity to **** on him.

 

[Double J]

Lenny was never the sharpest knife in the drawer. He's a gambler and high-stakes gamblers play the stocks. He got hot and cooled off. This is the end result of that cooling. Along the way, his arrogant ass pissed off a lot of people. Now, they get the opportunity to **** on him.

And it couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

Now then - yoicks, and away!!!

 

[DirtyDeeds]

Just the facts:
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-phillydeals/Dykstras_letter_to_fans_.html

Just like when we analyze a solid "though as nails" stock and choose to buy in when it is down, I hope that you will similarly stand behind this "Nails"- your most humbled servant.

And I assume it should be "tough-as-nails"

 

[Double J]

The only thing Lenny Dykstra is a servant to is his own inflated ego.

 

[Huggy]

The Savalas video was pretty stupid.

Most of the rest of us who have seen it recognize it for the full-on awesomeness that it is.

Telly was in the Dirty Dozen, doesn't get much more awesome than that.

 

[Drip]

Once saw Telly hit a guy on the head with tootise pop when he played Kojack.

 

[Double J]

The Savalas video was pretty stupid.

Most of the rest of us who have seen it recognize it for the full-on awesomeness that it is.

Telly was in the Dirty Dozen, doesn't get much more awesome than that.

Eternally creepy. The second one to die, and the only one to die at the hands of a comrade......if you can call Maggott anyone's comrade, much less Jefferson's, lol.

He played a great part in Kelly's Heroes too. Apparently he was also the first choice to play Cool Hand Luke but took a vacation after filming the Dirty Dozen in England, so the part went instead to Paul Newman who was immediately available.

 

[TigerVols]

Cue Tom Petty's "Don't Come Round Here (No More)"....

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/sep/17/guards-block-access-to-dykstras-lake-sherwood/

 

[Drip]

Cue Tom Petty's "Don't Come Round Here (No More)"....

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/sep/17/guards-block-access-to-dykstras-lake-sherwood/

wow.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I wonder what Dr. Festus Dada thinks of this.

 

[BYH]

My guess is suicide is imminent.

 

[Armchair_QB]

My guess is suicide is imminent.

Why? Has Lenny met YGBFKM's dad recently?