Dude, I declared bankruptcy!

[BYH]

Guess all those ****ers trying to **** him finally ****ed poor Lenny Dykstra.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AnzNPtNun2YVmcA7Fdui59Opu7YF?slug=ap-dykstrabankruptcy&prov=ap&type=lgns

 

[Double J]

Assets of $50,000 or less......liabilities of between $10 million and $50 million......wow.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bro.

 

[old_tony]

Between Cutter Dykstra and Prince Fielder, the Brewers have become pretty good at drafting sons of broke former MLers. They'd have held onto Tony Gwynn Jr. if his dad had been more derelict.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Assets of $50,000 or less......liabilities of between $10 million and $50 million......wow.

How do you even do that? I mean, without being a major mortgage bank?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Dude, I declare D_B!

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/2521870/

 

[BYH]

I knew you were going to do that!!!

New, fresh news, I thought it deserved its own thread. I also hadn't seen the topic updated on the J board.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I knew you were going to do that!!!

New, fresh news, I thought it deserved its own thread. I also hadn't seen the topic updated on the J board.

This dude wants a fresh thread about him:

 

[Double J]

I knew you were going to do that!!!

New, fresh news, I thought it deserved its own thread. I also hadn't seen the topic updated on the J board.

This dude wants a fresh thread about him:

Last seen as a tequila waiter in a NYC bar.

http://nymag.com/daily/food/2007/11/dell_dude_now_tequila_dude_at.html

 

[User 1019]

Never has a dime bag been so expensive.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Assets of $50,000 or less......liabilities of between $10 million and $50 million......wow.

How do you even do that? I mean, without being a major mortgage bank?

Christ, some of us have more assets than this alleged "big ****" financial honk. Nice debt to income ratio, Nails.

 

[Bubbler]

I knew you were going to do that!!!

New, fresh news, I thought it deserved its own thread. I also hadn't seen the topic updated on the J board.

This dude wants a fresh thread about him:

Last seen as a tequila waiter in a NYC bar.

http://nymag.com/daily/food/2007/11/dell_dude_now_tequila_dude_at.html

I am not impressed until someone updates Encyclopedia Brittanica guy's status.

 

[Stay Thirsty My Friends]

I am not impressed until someone updates Encyclopedia Brittanica guy's status.

http://gizmodo.com/339031/retromodo-encyclopedia-brittanica-kid-grows-up

His blog:

http://babyboyfreberg.typepad.com/

 

[Bubbler]

Holy Christ! You really are that Dos Equis guy aren't you?

 

[Bob Cook]

Charles Oakley ran a better car wash, Telly Savalas a better Player's Club.

 

[Double J]

Telly was the man - the only guy who could plausibly do a spoken-word cover of a song by Bread and take it to the top of the pops.

http://www.number-ones.co.uk/1975-number-ones.html

 

[OnTheRiver]

That is the greatest ****ing thing in the history of mankind.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Telly was the man - the only guy who could plausibly do a spoken-word cover of a song by Bread and take it to the top of the pops.

http://www.number-ones.co.uk/1975-number-ones.html

That was awesome!!!

 

[Bubbler]

That is the greatest ****ing thing in the history of mankind.

It really can't be argued.

 

[Beef03]

That is the greatest ****ing thing in the history of mankind.

It really can't be argued.

I have a new goal in life: to be Tony Savalas

 

[The Big Ragu]

This is why I love SportsJournalists.com. I had never seen that Telly Savalas video before. Holy crap was that awesome.