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Angola!
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you run out of beer and are left with your girlfriend's sangeria?
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Chef said:
Why? Did I spell sangeria wrong? That is entirely possible at this point.
I drank a bottle of IPA tonight for the first time.
Not bad, but gave me serious gas.
In fact, I was half asleep, mamachef was reading a book on amputation of toes while your husband is asleep, and I let loose an gaseous explosion so potent, that my dog, who was laying under the bed, ran out of the bedroom, and my cat jumped off the bed.
I have been forbidden to drink IPA forevermore.
Not bad, but gave me serious gas.
In fact, I was half asleep, mamachef was reading a book on amputation of toes while your husband is asleep, and I let loose an gaseous explosion so potent, that my dog, who was laying under the bed, ran out of the bedroom, and my cat jumped off the bed.
I have been forbidden to drink IPA forevermore.
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mike311gd said:
What if I would have said this:
... your favorite team trades David Wright for a bag of balls.
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Chef said:
Excellent.
That's in the spirit of this thread.
I'm sure I'll be told I'm not allowed to drink wine after tonight either.
The girlfriend already tried to tell me I'm supposed to dilute the wine, but really that was an attempt to get me to chill out.
Ha. That didn't work. Sorry, future Mrs. Angola!
KP
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you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game. 
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KP said:you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game.
There has been a skunk in our neighborhood recently and I can smell it.
I should kill it, though I'm lacking in weapons.
sportschick
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Angola! said:KP said:you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game.
There has been a skunk in our neighborhood recently and I can smell it.
I should kill it, though I'm lacking in weapons.
A real man would kill it with his bare hands. Wuss.
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sportschick said:Angola! said:KP said:you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game.
There has been a skunk in our neighborhood recently and I can smell it.
I should kill it, though I'm lacking in weapons.
A real man would kill it with his bare hands. Wuss.
I was driving home from work the other night and I almost ran it over. I decided not to, because everytime I get in my truck to drive to work I don't want to smell skunk.
So, it's still alive.
I keep hoping the courgars that have been spotted in our neighborhood will kill it.
But they seem intimadated by the smell.
****ing cougars. They are like their brethren at Wazzu. Wusses.
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mike311gd said:
OK. I thought you didn't have a heart for a second.
imjustagirl
Active Member
...Angola! is rip-roarin' and you're too far away to really be able to enjoy the spectacle?
sportschick
Active Member
Angola! said:sportschick said:Angola! said:KP said:you root for a fourth place baseball team with the highest payroll in the game.
There has been a skunk in our neighborhood recently and I can smell it.
I should kill it, though I'm lacking in weapons.
A real man would kill it with his bare hands. Wuss.
I was driving home from work the other night and I almost ran it over. I decided not to, because everytime I get in my truck to drive to work I don't want to smell skunk.
So, it's still alive.
I keep hoping the courgars that have been spotted in our neighborhood will kill it.
But they seem intimadated by the smell.
****ing cougars. They are like their brethren at Wazzu. Wusses.
Cougars suck. You need a coyote to sic on it.
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Angola!
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Now I'm told I have to inflate the ******* inflatable matress, that's worse than drinking sangria.
****. ****.
****. ****.
