Does Neil Everett have diarrhea or constipation?

[Idaho]

I'm listening to him in SportsCenter and from the way his voice goes crazy at times, I can't tell if he's pinching that sucker closed or trying to push one out.

 

[Football_Bat]

Maybe he's doing a Sun City speedball.*



(* Ex-Lax and Kaopectate.)

 

[Cansportschick]

This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.

 

[Left_Coast]

Who watches or listens to SportsCenter anymore? ;)

 

[dawgpounddiehard]

What is it that he says at the top of the show, "How's it"?

Anyway, yeah, that sounds like he's giving one final good push.

 

[mike311gd]

I was thinking the same thing a day or two ago when he was talking about Eddie Griffin. He's no Keith Olberman.

 

[Birdscribe]

Not sure on the question, but I do know that he has a head and body out of a Picasso painting. Way, waaaaaay out of any semblance of human proportion.

 

[bigpern23]

How I loathe Neil Everett and his unneccessary emphasis on words.

"Jim Thome up in the sixth and ... [pushing]ANRBIGROUNDOUT!"

 

[zeke12]

Neil Everett: The ******* son of Christopher Walken and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

 

[fishwrapper]

Who watches or listens to SportsCenter anymore? ;)

I just love Berman and Steiner.

 

[BYH]

This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.

Even the one where they were playing soccer in their tidy whities?

I wish I could remember the name of it. that was one awful video.

 

[Chef]

What is this SportsCenter you speak of?

 

[MacDaddy]

What is this SportsCenter you speak of?

It's this show that used to be on ESPN where they showed highlights of sporting events...

 

[Chef]

What is this SportsCenter you speak of?

It's this show that used to be on ESPN where they showed highlights of sporting events...

uh.......ESPN?

is that code for something?

 

[MacDaddy]

What is this SportsCenter you speak of?

It's this show that used to be on ESPN where they showed highlights of sporting events...

uh.......ESPN?

is that code for something?

The something-or-other Sports Programming Network. Can't quite remember what the E stands for -- Excellent? Enlightening? Exceptional?

 

[Pancamo]

Is he a dwarf? Looks like he needs a high-chair

 

[Angola!]

This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.

Even the one where they were playing soccer in their tidy whities?

I wish I could remember the name of it. that was one awful video.

I always thought it was tighty whities. Interesting.

 

[westcoastvol]

I always thought his projectile angst was borne from the fact that no matter how many times he goes trollin' for tail at the TGI Friday's dollar appetizer happy hour in Bristol, there'll never be another hottie like Cindy Brunson walk through those doors...and Steve Berthiaume's got that one on lockdown.

 

[Songbird]

This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.

You mean like this?



BTW, this is my favorite Commodores song.

 

[D-3 Fan]

How I loathe Neil Everett and his unneccessary emphasis on words.

"Jim Thome up in the sixth and ... [pushing]ANRBIGROUNDOUT!"

Or his calling card: "BARTENDER!!"