Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool?

[The Big Ragu]

I just saw this old ad on another site. I figured SportsJournalists.com would appreciate.

 

[spikechiquet]

:l
I don't get it.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Lubricates dry passage ways

Makes screwing a pleasure


This is awesome. When is it from?

 

[Vombatus]

I have both. Really big balls and a rusty tool.

Just got back to the East Coast from LA.

Woke up mid-flight and realized I was sitting on one of my balls. Wanted to scream.

Anyone have any cures for nutsack injuries?

 

[bigpern23]

Don't ask Chef! :o

 

[Chef2]

Don't ask Chef! :o

I draw the line at toes.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Don't ask Chef! :o

For the love of God, please don't!

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Kind of a personal question, don't you think?

 

[Buck]

You should write a 1500-word short story or vignette about the time you sat on your own testicles.

That just screams film option.

And based on true events!

 

[MTM]

When our son was about 9, we had some shelves that needed to be taken down. We adopted him from Russia and he was still learning English at the time.

He wanted to help and said "I like to screw. I screwed in Russia all the time."

Poor kid had no idea why Mom and Dad were laughing so hard.