Divine intervention

[greenlantern]

Saw a great quote in a state tournament baseball story today. The guy plays for a Church of Christ affiliated private school. On hitting a home run in the game, "It was all God.

 

[mike311gd]

I bet it wasn't a curveball.

 

[Tom Petty]

christ.

 

[Batman]

I bet it wasn't a curveball.

You sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

 

[beardpuller]

The nail holes in his hands really mess with his swing.

 

[Tom Petty]

The nail holes in his hands really mess with his swing.

and slipping a helmet on over that crown? forgetaboutit.

 

[tapintoamerica]

This, of course, means the pitcher was evil. God didn't want him to record an out.

 

[dixiehack]

Saw a great quote in a state tournament baseball story today. The guy plays for a Church of Christ affiliated private school. On hitting a home run in the game, "It was all God.

Do they play music over the PA between innings, or do the fans just sing unaccompanied?

 

[Starman]

"I don't do miracles anymore; they're too flashy. The last miracle I did was the '69 Mets."

 

[fishwrapper]

That art of George Burns done out of single grains of sand?


Like these guys?

 

[lono]

Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge.

Just sayin' ...

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I bet it wasn't a curveball.

You sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

We talkin' about the same Jesus Christ who hit a bases-empty grand slam in the first baseball game?

 

[markvid]

I bet it wasn't a curveball.

You sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

We talkin' about the same Jesus Christ who hit a bases-empty grand slam in the first baseball game?

That's him - I mean, he can see the whole field.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Divine intervention?

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - It seemed like an almost literal answer to their prayers. When two New Zealand pilots ran out of fuel in a microlight airplane they offered prayers and were able to make an emergency landing in a field — coming to rest right next to a sign reading, "Jesus is Lord."

 

[mustangj17]

I heard he once turned 1 home run into 40.

 

[forever_town]

I heard he once turned 1 home run into 40.

No, that was steroids. How else do you explain Brady Anderson jacking 50 in one year?

 

[mike311gd]

I heard he once turned 1 home run into 40.

No, that was steroids. How else do you explain Brady Anderson jacking 50 in one year?

Is the answer Mike Devereaux?

 

[Dirk Legume]

Here's a theological question for the board:

If Baseball Jesus is all powerful, can he throw a curveball that even he couldn't hit?

 

[Batman]

If Jesus makes the third out, does he come back for another at-bat?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Whenever we fall behind, I yank the starting pitcher and send in His Holiness.

Jesus saves.