Dirty Sanchez?

[HeinekenMan]

ESPN.com is reporting that Freddy Sanchez has been playing second base in spring training. I'm assuming that his uniform will be less soiled now that he doesn't have to dive after balls down the line. Truth be told, I still don't know what a dirty sanchez is, and I'm just too afraid to Google it. But I had to start the thread after seeing his name in a story.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Dirty Sanchez -- ****ing a woman in the ass, then wiping your **** on their upper lip.

 

[JayFarrar]

Dirty Sanchez - Sticking your finger in the girl's ass, then wiping your finger across her upper lip.

 

[Cristiano_Ronaldo]

ESPN.com is reporting that Freddy Sanchez has been playing second base in spring training. I'm assuming that his uniform will be less soiled now that he doesn't have to dive after balls down the line. Truth be told, I still don't know what a dirty sanchez is, and I'm just too afraid to Google it. But I had to start the thread after seeing his name in a story.

For some reason, with the title of this thread, I found that sentence hilarious.

 

[Write-brained]

First the shocker, now this ...

 

[Write-brained]

Truth be told, I still don't know what a dirty sanchez is, and I'm just too afraid to Google it. But I had to start the thread after seeing his name in a story.

I hear the Screech sex tape contains a visual for your viewing pleasure ...

 

[Cristiano_Ronaldo]

Too bad Texas Country Reporter doesn't post anymore. It would have taken about 2 secs to turn this thread into something completely inappropriate.

 

[Write-brained]

Too bad Texas Country Reporter doesn't post anymore. It would have taken about 2 secs to turn this thread into something completely inappropriate.

This is appropriate?

 

[HeinekenMan]

Why do I get the feeling that I shouldn't have started this thread?

I thought it was just a position. Oh my. Um, oh gee.

 

[sportschick]

Too bad Texas Country Reporter doesn't post anymore. It would have taken about 2 secs to turn this thread into something completely inappropriate.

He's off to the Navy in about two days. He never comes here anymore.

 

[HeinekenMan]

Speaking of things people shouldn't do, don't those heels hurt your feet, Sportschick?

I saw an American Idol dame wearing them, and I tried to contort my foot in the way that she had. But my foot doesn't do that.

 

[Write-brained]

Can't believe I'm encouraging this thread but I hear you get style points for a curly mustache like this guy, Snidely Whiplash from Dudley Do Right, or the Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak ...

 

[imjustagirl2]

Wait a second...TCR is going into the Navy?

THAT'S something I never saw coming.

What a pompous ass that guy was.

 

[sportschick]

Speaking of things people shouldn't do, don't those heels hurt your feet, Sportschick?

I saw an American Idol dame wearing them, and I tried to contort my foot in the way that she had. But my foot doesn't do that.

I wear 3-inch heels often enough that my knees and hamstrings hurt when I don't wear them. I've totally ****ed my feet and lower legs up.

 

[sportschick]

Wait a second...TCR is going into the Navy?

THAT'S something I never saw coming.

What a pompous ass that guy was.

Oh I did. Boy was a Corps Turd at A&M.

It's probably a way better fit for him than journalism, because, well he's a bit of a pompous ass

 

[Ellis Redding]

Wait a second...TCR is going into the Navy?

THAT'S something I never saw coming.

What a pompous ass that guy was.

Oh I did. Boy was a Corps Turd at A&M.

It's probably a way better fit for him than journalism, because, well he's a bit of a pompous ass

Yeah, there aren't any of those in this business. :

 

[Write-brained]

Speaking of things people shouldn't do, don't those heels hurt your feet, Sportschick?

I saw an American Idol dame wearing them, and I tried to contort my foot in the way that she had. But my foot doesn't do that.

I wear 3-inch heels often enough that my knees and hamstrings hurt when I don't wear them. I've totally ****ed my feet and lower legs up.

Hey SC, I saw a woman the other day walking around the zoo with high heels on ... wasn't you was it?

 

[PhilaYank36]

Now I'm just waiting for one of the Indians to get pissed off so someone can put in the phrase "Cleveland Steamer" in the headline.

 

[sportschick]

Speaking of things people shouldn't do, don't those heels hurt your feet, Sportschick?

I saw an American Idol dame wearing them, and I tried to contort my foot in the way that she had. But my foot doesn't do that.

I wear 3-inch heels often enough that my knees and hamstrings hurt when I don't wear them. I've totally ****ed my feet and lower legs up.

Hey SC, I saw a woman the other day walking around the zoo with high heels on ... wasn't you was it?

No, there are bears at zoos and I'm scared of bears, but I would totally wear high heels to a zoo if I ever overcame my fear and went.

 

[HeinekenMan]

Speaking of things people shouldn't do, don't those heels hurt your feet, Sportschick?

I saw an American Idol dame wearing them, and I tried to contort my foot in the way that she had. But my foot doesn't do that.

I wear 3-inch heels often enough that my knees and hamstrings hurt when I don't wear them. I've totally ****ed my feet and lower legs up.

Hey SC, I saw a woman the other day walking around the zoo with high heels on ... wasn't you was it?

No, there are bears at zoos and I'm scared of bears, but I would totally wear high heels to a zoo if I ever overcame my fear and went.

Scared of bears, eh? You've been watching too much Colbert. But that's a good thing.