Dirty mind?

[fishwrapper]

C'mon! Chad Johnson!

 

[dooley_womack1]

Every man's dream: Two wet beavers

Which one to pick, which one to pick.

 

[Chi City 81]

Every man's dream: Two wet beavers

Which one to pick, which one to pick.

What difference does it make? Both would reject you.

 

[Bubbler]

An album by Prince ... but that's not important right now.

(Will totally go everyone's head in the Beaver-jack)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Every man's dream: Two wet beavers

Which one to pick, which one to pick.

What difference does it make? Both would reject you.

Well, yeah, I would just have to figure out which would let me down the easiest.

 

[fishwrapper]

Destination paper:

 

[fishwrapper]

What exit?

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Then there is this...Which I don't get...

You really don't get this!?

"Shave your beaver."

I took it as he couldn't get his significant other to do it.

What I find amusing about this thread is it's my understanding that it was newspapermen that first used the word "beaver" as a code for vajayjay.

 

[wickedwritah]

What exit?

About the only thing about Detroit that I remotely miss ... passing by that exit.

 

[Football_Bat]

 

[Batman]

"Nice beaver."
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

 

[mike311gd]

Oh, I get it: Beavers equals *****.

Lady Pussies swallow Woodpeckers, 90-59.

(Woodpecker = Penis.)

Seriously, dude, sometimes a beaver is just a beaver. Maybe you're the one with the problem. It's not an ethical decision. It's a school's nickname. It's not like they're the Lincoln Labias.

 

[sportschick]

Oh, I get it: Beavers equals *****.

Lady Pussies swallow Woodpeckers, 90-59.

(Woodpecker = Penis.)

Seriously, dude, sometimes a beaver is just a beaver. Maybe you're the one with the problem. It's not an ethical decision. It's a school's nickname. It's not like they're the Lincoln Labias.

Do not attempt to rejack this thread back to its original purpose, dammit! It is now a discussion of beaver photos.

 

[fishwrapper]

Yeah, Mike. What the hell?!?

 

[sportschick]

Just to get it back on track . . .

 

[fishwrapper]

Gargantuan, prodigious beaver.

 

[mike311gd]

Sorry, guys. Shall I go back to the Hall of Fail?

 

[Write-brained]

Sorry, guys. Shall I go back to the Hall of Fail?

Fail

 

[budcrew08]

Seriously, dude, sometimes a beaver is just a beaver.

This line is terrific. I laffed and laffed.