Devices for smuggling alcohol into games

[Jay Sherman]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-boozing-10-amazing-flasks-undercover-drunks.html

Pretty funny, but I really enjoyed the Problem section.

They did, however, fail to mention the cell phone flask.

 

[Tom Petty]

i know of one sure-fire way to get booze into any venue, but why would i want to tip off the stadium cops?

 

[BYH]

i know of one sure-fire way to get booze into any venue, but why would i want to tip off the stadium cops?

No one's going to reach for your rectum flask, Chief.

 

[pressboxer]

Cowboy boots. Put a fifth down each leg.

 

[EStreetJoe]

put on a fake cast and hide the flask under the cast

 

[Tom Petty]

i know of one sure-fire way to get booze into any venue, but why would i want to tip off the stadium cops?

No one's going to reach for your rectum flask, Chief.

'cept you, big boy.

 

[mustangj17]

I have the Reef sandals. It is impossible to poor alcohol into those damn things, and weird too. The bottle openers on the bottom are sweet though. Especially when you are on the beach and drinkin' Corona.

 

[TwoGloves]

I have the Reef sandals. It is impossible to poor alcohol into those damn things, and weird too. The bottle openers on the bottom are sweet though. Especially when you are on the beach and drinkin' Corona.

If not poor alcohol, what about rich alcohol?

 

[Highway 101]

One pint-sized Ziplock.
One pint of whiskey.
Put one inside the other.
Put it all in your crotch.
Open upon arrival, and mix with Coke — the cola.

Not that I've done it ;)

 

[North61]

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Works every time. And should be renamed The Whiskeybelly

 

[Chef]

I heard a story here once where a girl took a dime-bag to a high school football game, and put it in her purse.

She goes down and PETS THE DRUG DOG.

****ing dog starts doing flips.

 

[slappy4428]

One pint-sized Ziplock.
One pint of whiskey.
Put one inside the other.
Put it all in your crotch.
Open upon arrival, and mix with Coke — the cola.

Not that I've done it ;)

Is it tough to get the Ziploc bag inside the pint of whiskey?

 

[Beef03]

My Dad has a flask that looks like an AM radio. Same idea as the above cell phone. I think he got it in the 60s or early 70s. Don't think it would work today to get alcohol in, it is far to old school looking.

 

[User 1019]

I once saw a vet student at Auburn rig up an IV bag and run the tube down his sleeve.