Dear Former Secret Santa...

[slappy4428]

I really like my shirt from Lucy's in McBaine, MO I received a couple of years ago.
Can I get another if I pay you? Dashing as it is, I don't need another Testicle Festival shirt. I get funny looks when I wear it to the mall or -- even Walmart.
A regular one will do.
Thanks,
Slappy.

 

[imjustagirl]

I'm not going through the rigamarole of logging in and out. So this is the e-mail I just received from your past Santa:

Tell Slappy I'll get him another shirt if Lucy's is still open. It might have closed down because of all the rain we've had this year, and it gets underwater pretty quickly when the river rises.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm not going through the rigamarole of logging in and out. So this is the e-mail I just received from your past Santa:

Tell Slappy I'll get him another shirt if Lucy's is still open. It might have closed down because of all the rain we've had this year, and it gets underwater pretty quickly when the river rises.

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