Dealing with a little rage

[MertWindu]

OK, help me out here. It was a pretty damn good day up until about 7 p.m. tonight. Then everything went ****ing wrong at work, three separate incidents involving people criticizing me for absolutely asinine reasons. So while I'll wake up tomorrow in a perfectly fine mood, right now I want to punch something, or someone, to get rid of this rage. While I'd love to knock on the door of the asshole downstairs and take a swing at him for all the reasons I've brought up on this board before, I like my freedom and going to jail would REALLY ruin my weekend plans. So, what do I do that's quiet but satisfying?


EDIT: I've already considered just getting into a bitchfest on here, but I have spnited on ignore, and don't care enough about Yawn or Pube to mix it up with them. So, strike that idea.

 

[Mayfly]

Hand-to-Hand Combat?

 

[MertWindu]

Hand-to-Hand Combat?

Not all that quiet, and no one's around. Unless you feel like driving.

 

[slappy4428]

get a ****ING HAIRCUT!!

 

[joe]

Well, "24" wasn't on here tonight because of some ****-up with the station that shows it. So now I have to avoid all the threads about it until they show it here on FRIDAY.
Um, does that make you feel any better?

 

[MertWindu]

Well, "24" wasn't on here tonight because of some ****-up with the station that shows it. So now I have to avoid all the threads about it until they show it here on FRIDAY.
Um, does that make you feel any better?

No, but if I do find something quiet and non-breakable to punch, I'll put a little extra oomph in it for ya.

 

[Point of Order]

Anonymous sex?

 

[John]

Go for a run.

 

[pallister]

I'd say hit a heavy bag, but that's not too quiet. In lieu of that, do push-ups. You'll get rid of the anger and maybe build a muscle or two.

 

[MertWindu]

The run and pushups are tempting. As it's 12:30 and I don't really live in Mayberry so much, the pushups may win out.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Go for a run.

If you're at home, going for a run would be a great idea. After a disasterous first day in an MLB clubhouse (**** you, Nomar & your hook-nose), I went running for 4 miles (1.2 uphill at the end) at 12:30 am. Never felt better. The gym would be nice, too. Now, I try my best to bottle it up and unleash it the next day on my hitting tee in the backyard.

 

[spnited]

Too bad Mert has me on ignore. I really feel for the poor little boy who was criticized unjustly and now wants to kill someone for it.
Boo-****ing-Hoo!

 

[Double J]

Scream into and/or punch a pillow a few times.

 

[Mayfly]

Is your girlfriend around? You could take some frustration out on her but not like Jorge Julio. Seems like this job is causing you a lot of stress, is it the right place for you? Push-ups are amazing if you can pop em out quick.

 

[MertWindu]

Is your girlfriend around? You could take some frustration out on her but not like Jorge Julio. Seems like this job is causing you a lot of stress, is it the right place for you? Push-ups are amazing if you can pop em out quick.

No. Wouldn't. No. Yeah, might try 'em.

 

[BYH]

Hey Mert I wouldn't **** Natalie Portman with a curved dead ****.

There. Unleash your venom upon me!!!!

 

[MertWindu]

Hey Mert I wouldn't **** Natalie Portman with a curved dead ****.

There. Unleash your venom upon me!!!!

Like Natalie would **** you if you were dead and curved. Pshah.

 

[imjustagirl2]

But he would **** her with Bea Arthur's ****.



Sorry. Lame. Had to be done.

 

[MertWindu]

But he would **** her with Bea Arthur's ****.



Sorry. Lame. Had to be done.

Agreed, absolutely.

 

[MertWindu]

For the record, V For Vendetta is on HBOW right now. Big explosions, 1812 Overture, and Natalie. I think I might be all set now. Thanks for all the help, uh, all.