Dancing With the....well...um....

[dooley_womack1]

The cast for the Next Dancing With the Stars:

Ricki Lake (Former talk show host/actress)
Rob Kardashian (Kim Kardashian's brother)
Chaz Bono (Transgender advocate)
Kristin Cavallari ("The Hills" star)
Chynna Phillips (Wilson Phillips)
David Arquette (Actor)
Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's ex)
Nancy Grace (News anchor)
Hope Solo (Soccer player)
Ron Artest (Los Angeles Lakers player)
J.R. Martinez ("All My Children" star)
Carson Kressley ("Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" star)

Granted, I've hardly ever watched the show, but it's hard to imagine a cast that diminishes the standard of "stars" any more than this. And Artest isn't competing as Metta World Peace? Fail

 

[hondo]

Question: Does Carson Kressley get a male partner?

Does Chaz get a female?

 

[SpeedTchr]

My ma's head just exploded. Clean up in Aisle Thisshowisgonna****ingsuck.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Nancy Grace?

Nancy ****ing Grace? Seriously?

 

[forever_town]

With the requisite apologies to Kathy Griffin, these are really "D List" celebrities.

 

[Quakes]

Nancy Grace?

Nancy ****ing Grace? Seriously?

I never cheer an injury or hope that anyone gets hurt when I'm watching sports.

Dancing With The Stars isn't a sport.

 

[mpcincal]

Is Arquette going to wear his WCW championship belt for one of the dances?

 

[DanOregon]

Change the name to dancing with the relatives and former significant others of stars.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Change it to Dancing With People You May Or May Not Know.

 

[forever_town]

Change it to Dancing With People You May Or May Not Know Or Give a Flying **** About.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[slappy4428]

If there is a God, he/she will make Nancy Grace's partner a Joran Vandersloot twin.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If there is a God, he/she will make Nancy Grace's partner a Joran Vandersloot twin.

Or have Casey Anthony join the cast. Wait, she might be too famous for this group.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

So we have Jay Cutler's ex and George Clooney's ex.

 

[imjustagirl]

Question: Does Carson Kressley get a male partner?

Does Chaz get a female?

Chaz gets a female since he is, in fact, a male.

Carson will get a female.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Nancy Grace?

Nancy ****ing Grace? Seriously?

God forbid a pretty, blonde white girl goes missing, what with America do with Nancy Grace unavailable for comment?

 

[Ace]

I don't watch this show, but I wouldn't mind seeing Hope Solo.

And I'd love to see Nancy Grace throw her hip out or something.

 

[printdust]

Well since "Glee Project" brought in a sexual tweener, so to speak, I guess this show wanted to grab another niche of audience. But in doing so, with Grace and Artest added to the freak show mix, my wife and inlaws have already cut ties.

 

[Batman]

Is Arquette going to wear his WCW championship belt for one of the dances?

They should do a bit where Chris Jericho comes out and challenges him to a match. Three people in the audience would get the joke, but it'd be fun for those three people.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Who is the most famous of this bunch?

Arquette?

 

[Deeper_Background]

Chynna Phillips is already a semi pro, she will win easily.