Dan Le Batard takes a knee ...

[Slacker]

There is major personal news ESPN’s Dan Le Batard has been keeping secret. Here it is

Dan met Valerie, a lifelong Miamian, two years ago, noticing her walking through a restaurant at which his parents, Gonzalo (Papi) and Lourdes, were celebrating their 49th wedding anniversary.

Dan is 49, by the way. His bride-to-be is 29.

Your best wishes and/or snarky comments go here.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Half his age plus seven would be 31/32. He overachieved by getting the under. Nice job, Peter Pan.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Damn fine subject heading.

 

[User 149557]

Odds that Le Batard had Mike or Allison pick out and buy the ring?

 

[HanSenSE]

 

[Chef2]

The Shipping Container was ruthless about it.
Lead back in with "Butterfly Kisses"........"That's The Way Love Goes"......"I Swear".........
Pretty damn funny.

 

[heyabbott]

There is major personal news ESPN’s Dan Le Batard has been keeping secret. Here it is

Dan met Valerie, a lifelong Miamian, two years ago, noticing her walking through a restaurant at which his parents, Gonzalo (Papi) and Lourdes, were celebrating their 49th wedding anniversary.

Dan is 49, by the way. His bride-to-be is 29.

Your best wishes and/or snarky comments go here.

Good job, I didn’t think he was that wealthy

 

[typefitter]

Flawless victory for chubby, middle-aged men who can make you laugh everywhere.

 

[poindexter]

Flawless victory for chubby, middle-aged men who can make you laugh everywhere.

$omething is mi$$ing in your de$cription, but I can't put my finger on it.

 

[typefitter]

$omething is mi$$ing in your de$cription, but I can't put my finger on it.

Hu$h now, non-believer.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Part of the show, or ... ?

https://nypost.com/2018/09/14/espn-host-fumes-as-engagement-announcement-read-on-air/

 

[Buck]

Way to play it up for the show!

 

[heyabbott]

Part of the show, or ... ?

https://nypost.com/2018/09/14/espn-host-fumes-as-engagement-announcement-read-on-air/

“He’s covering me like an athlete who just signed a four-year extension,” an astonished Le Batard said, burying his tomato-red face in his hands. “He wants his clicks. He will sacrifice anything to get his clicks, including what used to be our friendship.”

No Dan, you egotisal microdick. He’s covering you like a low rent J. Howard Marshall. They’re laughing at you, not congratulating you.

 

[JC]

“He’s covering me like an athlete who just signed a four-year extension,” an astonished Le Batard said, burying his tomato-red face in his hands. “He wants his clicks. He will sacrifice anything to get his clicks, including what used to be our friendship.”

No Dan, you egotisal microdick. He’s covering you like a low rent J. Howard Marshall. They’re laughing at you, not congratulating you.

Who is laughing at him and why?

 

[heyabbott]

Who is laughing at him and why?

Cote’s readers because Dan has an unreasonably high opinion of his place in the media

 

[PCLoadLetter]

“He’s covering me like an athlete who just signed a four-year extension,” an astonished Le Batard said, burying his tomato-red face in his hands. “He wants his clicks. He will sacrifice anything to get his clicks, including what used to be our friendship.”

No Dan, you egotisal microdick. He’s covering you like a low rent J. Howard Marshall. They’re laughing at you, not congratulating you.

You don't get the show.

 

[heyabbott]

You don't get the show.

I guess I don’t. I have given it multiple tries. He’s playing multidimensional chess and I’m playing Chinese checkers.

 

[User 149557]

I guess I don’t. I have given it multiple tries. He’s playing multidimensional chess and I’m playing Chinese checkers.

He’s. That. Guy!

 

[Fly]

He’s. That. Guy!

@Sea Bass Hey!

 

[Alma]

You don't get the show.

He doesn’t, but it also isn’t worth getting. Dan wears me out.