Daddy, read me the story about mommy's tummy tuck again!

[Inky_Wretch]

A plastic surgeon is peddling a children's book about his business ...

http://www.newsweek.com/id/132240

 

[GB-Hack]

They've hired Joan Rivers to be the voice of the book-on-tape version.

 

[forever_town]

They've hired Joan Rivers to be the voice of the book-on-tape version.

solid. damn solid. [/Tom Petty]

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Is the villain in the story portrayed as a malpractice attorney?

And I can envision the sequels to this book:

Mommy's New Boyfriend.

Why Mommy and Daddy Now Live Apart.

 

[forever_town]

Haven't they already released:

Why I Have Two Mommies or Why I Have Two Daddies?

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Foreword by Kanye West...

 

[beardpuller]

... This pair of breasts was too big. This pair was too small. But this pair is juussst riggghhtt.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Mary had a little lamb.
It's fleece was white as snow.

But, Mary wanted to find rams.
So, she bought big boobs for show.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Well Timmy... Sometimes mommies have the nerve to do things like have babies and superficial asshole daddies want the mommies to look the exact same way they did when they were 22...

 

[Bill Brasky]

This is why the terrorists hate us.

 

[imjustagirl]

Foreword by Kanye West...

You are a terrible human being.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Foreword by Kanye West...

You are a terrible human being.

That one took me about five seconds...

And I now agree with IJAG...

 

[bigpern23]

I'm just glad Inky didn't ask for the story about mommy's vaginal rejuvenation. :-X

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I'm just glad Inky didn't ask for the story about mommy's vaginal rejuvenation. :-X

I thought about asking for the story about mommy's sphincter bleaching.