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Unless it's a work computer. Then smash it with a hammer and give it to IT.
 
Re: DAAAAAMMMMNNN IIITTT. I neeeedddddd aaaaaaa newwww keyboaaaaaaaaarrrrrddddd

It is a work computer. Apparently the requisition for a new keyboard got lost behind the new wheel covers for Mr. Publisher's Corvette. >:(
 
A co-worker once switched his non-functioning keyboard with the ME's late one night. Try it yourself, you might feel better.
 
section19 said:
A co-worker once switched his non-functioning keyboard with the ME's late one night. Try it yourself, you might feel better.
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Yeah, that would get it changed pretty quick. When he gets a new one, swap it back
 
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section19 said:
A co-worker once switched his non-functioning keyboard with the ME's late one night. Try it yourself, you might feel better.
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There's guys that do that in our office with chairs.

It's gotten so bad that people are now writing their last names on the backs of their chairs with big magic markers.

We used to switch keyboards in the office too, until one guy switched with one of our assistant editors. He found out about it the next day and drop-kicked a garbage can.
 
Jerk off on yours until it doesn't work any more.

Then, simply show up for your shift with a book and read quietly at your desk.
 
Zeke12 said:
Jerk off on yours until it doesn't work any more.

Then, simply show up for your shift with a book and read quietly at your desk.
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Yeah, and if you need any ammunition for the spank bank, you can look up that picture of that Wichita State cheerleader doing the shocker.
 
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