Clemens to Red Sox?

[MankyJimy]

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/red-sox/post/_/id/23090/clemens-never-lost-my-love-for-boston

The Rocket is open to returning to Boston next year to pitch.

Considering their struggles this season, they could use his arm.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

He could whiff Jeter.

 

[Tom Petty]

Yawn.

 

[expendable]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

 

[MankyJimy]

He could whiff Jeter.

Jetes only hit .188 in his career against the Rocket. But he did take him deep 5 times in 33 at bats.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

He could whiff Jeter.

Jetes only hit .188 in his career against the Rocket. But he did take him deep 5 times in 33 at bats.

Let me modify.

He could still whiff Jeter.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

+1

 

[HanSenSE]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, though, why would the Red Sox even think of doing this, considering the last salary purge?

 

[MankyJimy]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, though, why would the Red Sox even think of doing this, considering the last salary purge?

I don't think he's locking for a big payday, he just wants to pitch again.

 

[Starman]

You can't always get what you want.

 

[HanSenSE]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, though, why would the Red Sox even think of doing this, considering the last salary purge?

I don't think he's locking for a big payday, he just wants to pitch again.

That's nice for Roger ... but there's no reason for the Red Sox to do this. Trot him out there on Old Timer's Day. But not an official game.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, though, why would the Red Sox even think of doing this, considering the last salary purge?

I don't think he's locking for a big payday, he just wants to pitch again.

And he did that -- twice -- this summer.

Time to go away for good.

 

[KP]

He could whiff Jeter.

Jetes only hit .188 in his career against the Rocket. But he did take him deep 5 times in 33 at bats.

Jeter vs. Clemens 6-for-32 (.188), 3 2B, 0 HR, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 10 K .517 OPS in regular season
Never faced each other in postseason. (baseball-reference)

 

[Tom Petty]

He could whiff Jeter.

Jetes only hit .188 in his career against the Rocket. But he did take him deep 5 times in 33 at bats.

Jeter vs. Clemens 6-for-32 (.188), 3 2B, 0 HR, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 10 K .517 OPS in regular season
Never faced each other in postseason. (baseball-reference)

holy lying ****-sucking thread-starting fanboi!

 

[Armchair_QB]

"Roger Clemens is in Jamie McCourt's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in Jamie McCourt's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Los Angeles Dodger."

 

[slappy4428]

"Roger Clemens is in John Henry's box, and Roger Clemens is coming back. Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen. Roger Clemens standing right in John Henry's box announcing he is back. Roger Clemens is a Boston Red Sox."

No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, though, why would the Red Sox even think of doing this, considering the last salary purge?

I don't think he's locking for a big payday, he just wants to pitch again.

Maybe he's got all this pent-up natural testosterone and he's looking for a release