Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure
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MartinEnigmatica
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Isn't he just suing what's kept him relevant? It sure isn't the Total Gym.
slappy4428
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this is politics?
mustangj17
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If it is, we need to start arguing with each other.
dooley_womack1
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Chuck Norris trumps habeas corpus and full faith and credit.
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slappy4428 said:
Threads about Chuck Norris go wherever they damn well please.
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zeke12
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I believe Norris is still emperor of a small but curiously powerful nation called Chuckistan.
slappy4428
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Zeke12 said:
He used to rule Cow****istan, so why not
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It's an interesting case - thought the line about Norris being concerned that some people might think they were true was funny, until I remembered the recent Colbert Show study. Norris might have a point. Too bad he's spent so much time promoting these facts.
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why is there not a Chuck Norris board here?
Anything Goes
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2muchcoffeeman
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BYH said:
Chuck Norris fears the Politics board. Destroys the legend, but it's absolutely true.
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BYH said:
Because they couldn't threaten to shut down the Chuck Norris board.
Chuck don't play that ****.
BYH
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Lay off me! I just did a system restore back to 2007!!! :D
Football_Bat
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I know, it just strikes me that way, but the thread hed just strikes me as Yoda talk. You know, with the verb at the end of the sentence and all. Isn't Latin like that?
Killick
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Carlos?!?!?
FRAUD!!!!
FRAUD!!!!
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Killick said:
Word is he was known as "The Jackal" when he first became an internationally renowned assassin, but changed his identity to the more friendly "Chuck" when he switched sides and began to put his skills to use for America.
Robert Ludlum was warned repeatedly not to even reference Norris' previous identity as Carlos in his Bourne trilogy, let alone make him a character in the books. Ludlum later died of a reported subdural hematoma, a condition which is often caused by a traumatic head injury. From a roundhouse kick, perhaps? We may never know for certain......but I don't believe for a second that it was a "coincidence."
Not. For. A. Second.
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Re the thread title: the judge should declare it a moot point, as Chuck Norris never cries.
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I thought Chuck was suing the makers of the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" radio spots for stealing this schtick.
Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!
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Zeke12 said:
Who would possibly be able, worthy or capable of moderating the Chuck Norris board, besides Chuck himself.
We have a lot of Internet tough guys around here .. but Chuck Norris tough?
