Chris Berman is the worst

[slappy4428]

I'm watching the Yankee- Rangers. Bases loaded and Omar Infante hits single to left center, not too deep, only one run scores.
That fat asshole, Berman, says, "Omar shariffed one"

I heard that too and screamed "SHUT UP YOU FAT ****!!!!" Ms. Slappy came in the room and said "what did VanBrakle do now?"

I'm in for $10

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I'm watching the Yankee- Tigers. Bases loaded and Omar Infante hits single to left center, not too deep, only one run scores.
That fat asshole, Berman, says, "Omar shariffed one"

Fixed. That's been bugging me all damn night.

 

[Stupid]

Why do people always say Berman has lost it? That he's no longer funny and he should give it up?

When was he ever funny? He's been laying out groaners for years, that's his thing. Anyone who ever thought those were clever or, worse, funny is an irredeemable dork. You swine have no right to criticize a man's honest schtick. If you're watching ESPN, it's because you like sports highlights read with a Henny Youngman vibe. And that means you love Berman, you luuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhve him.

 

[kingcreole]

We're up to $60, considerably more if caught on tape.

C'mon. folks. It's a worthy cause.

Wow, look what I've started! Maybe we should start a Web site: www.whowantstopimpslapberman.com

We can get more pledges there.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

We're up to $60, considerably more if caught on tape.

C'mon. folks. It's a worthy cause.

Wow, look what I've started! Maybe we should start a Web site: www.whowantstopimpslapberman.com

Intro picture to the website:

 

[da_grand_pubah]

How much does one get for pimp slapping Berman AND burning that damn footage of him catching a pass in Tampa Bay like 80 years ago.

 

[Chi City 81]

How much does one get for pimp slapping Berman AND burning that damn footage of him catching a pass in Tampa Bay like 80 years ago.

If you include the footage of him chuckling madly as those cannons at Houlihan's Stadium are going off behind him, you can name your price. Seriously.

 

[DisembodiedOwlHead]

Why do people always say Berman has lost it? That he's no longer funny and he should give it up?

When was he ever funny? He's been laying out groaners for years, that's his thing. Anyone who ever thought those were clever or, worse, funny is an irredeemable dork. You swine have no right to criticize a man's honest schtick. If you're watching ESPN, it's because you like sports highlights read with a Henny Youngman vibe. And that means you love Berman, you luuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhve him.

He's Stupid. And he's right !

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

The only people who could find Berman remotely funny would be the functionally retarded or small children ... who are functionally retarded.

 

[zeke12]

We need more pledges!

I think we're only up to like $70.

That's not going to get it done, folks.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

I just wish that the next time Berman is handling something in California, he would remember to make a "Hotel California" reference.

That NEVER gets old.

 

[heyabbott]

You've got my $10 and another $10 if Romenesko puts a link up to this thread.

 

[Freelance Hack]

How much does one get for pimp slapping Berman AND burning that damn footage of him catching a pass in Tampa Bay like 80 years ago.

If you can get video footage of someone pimp slapping Berman AND Stu Scott taking a ball in the eye at Jets mini-camp, let me know.

 

[Webster]

15 years ago, when I first saw ESPN, I loved Berman. Thought that he was funny, loved sports, etc. But he never changed. The same lame jokes over and over and over again. Now, with NFL Primetime gone, he serves no purpose.

 

[poindexter]

$50 dollars from me, payable immediately in paypal, for the person who b*itchslaps that bloated, tired old fossil.

 

[kingcreole]

$50 dollars from me, payable immediately in paypal, for the person who b*itchslaps that bloated, tired old fossil.

WOW! Poin nearly doubled the pot! Maybe you should be assigned this task.

 

[Oz]

Chris Berman is the blueprint for guys like Stu Scott ... so yeah, he's the worst.

 

[kingcreole]

Chris Berman is the blueprint for guys like Stu Scott ... so yeah, he's the worst.

But are you pledging? C'mon Oz, I know our Royals aren't spenders, but that doesn't mean you can't spend!

 

[Oz]

I'll match poindexter, you know I'm good for $50. And hey, I can write that off on the taxes, right? Money well spent.

 

[poindexter]

Pledge drives need a hook. The Jerry Lewis Telethon has some broken down, drooling kid in a wheel chair. If the following doesn't get you motivated to pledge, nothing will:

with bad sunglasses to boot