Chris Berman is the worst

[heyabbott]

I'm watching the Yankee- Rangers. Bases loaded and Omar Infante hits single to left center, not too deep, only one run scores.
That fat asshole, Berman, says, "Omar shariffed one"

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

The only thing Berman should be doing for baseball is the home run derby competition. He's great for the NFL though.






Jake Daylight come and you gotta' Delhome!.....sorry I had to do it.

 

[Dude]

You're with me leather.

 

[kingcreole]

The only thing Berman should be doing for baseball is the home run derby competition. He's great for the NFL though.






Jake Daylight come and you gotta' Delhome!.....sorry I had to do it.

That was funny 5 years ago.

 

[Songbird]

I'm watching the Yankee- Rangers. Bases loaded and Omar Infante hits single to left center, not too deep, only one run scores.
That fat asshole, Berman, says, "Omar shariffed one"

We must've been thinking the same thing:

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/27309/

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

The only thing Berman should be doing for baseball is the home run derby competition. He's great for the NFL though.






Jake Daylight come and you gotta' Delhome!.....sorry I had to do it.

That was funny 5 years ago.

Yeah...I know. :-[

 

[Lion_Woods]

http://www.lohud.com/blogs/2006/05/he-could-go-all-way-where-hes-not.html

 

[Orange Hat Bobcat]

You beat me to it, L_W. What a joke.

Berman is out of control — and out of good lines. Go write a book or something, Leather.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

In no time, in no way, in no shape, in no form, will Chris Berman ever be funny. Period.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

In no time, in no way, in no shape, in no form, will Chris Berman ever be funny. Period.

What, you don't like "Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back .... Gone!" every year in the homer derby?

 

[zeke12]

You're a pitiful self-caricature, leather.

 

[heyabbott]

“You’re with me, leather” fan-****ing-tastic

 

[Dude]

In no time, in no way, in no shape, in no form, will Chris Berman ever be funny. Period.

What, you don't like "Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back .... Gone!" every year in the homer derby?

He should do someting surprising. Like when a running back breaks a long run for touchdown. Berman could say something about him going all the way. If only there were a way to convey that...

 

[kingcreole]

In no time, in no way, in no shape, in no form, will Chris Berman ever be funny. Period.

What, you don't like "Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back .... Gone!" every year in the homer derby?

He should do someting surprising. Like when a running back breaks a long run for touchdown. Berman say something about him going all the way. If only there were a way to convey that...

I think when San Diego plays Indianapolis, he should start the highlights by screaming:

THE COLTS AND THE BOLTS!

I'll pay five bucks to the first person who pimp-slaps Berman.

 

[zeke12]

I got five on it.
Who can get this done?

SportsJournalists.com'ers, pledge until it hurts.

Berman must be pimp slapped. We've got $10 already.
I figure if we can get the pot up to four digits, one of our broke-ass brethren will have no choice but to take the cash.

 

[Chi City 81]

I got five on it.
Who can get this done?

SportsJournalists.com'ers, pledge until it hurts.

Berman must be pimp slapped. We've got $10 already.
I figure if we can get the pot up to four digits, one of our broke-ass brethren will have no choice but to take the cash.

Ah, the title of one of my favorite rap songs. Well done, Zeke. Haven't listened to that one in a while. I will now.

And, I'll chip in. But only if it can be verified with either a picture or a link to the Police Beat page in Bristol, Conn.

 

[zeke12]

Doc, let's go half on a sack.

$ amounts here, Doc.

We gotta make this tempting.

And, yes, verification would be required.

 

[zeke12]

We're up to $20 to the first person to give Berman the back of their hand.

I'm off to research whether these donations are tax deductible.

 

[dreunc1542]

I'll throw in 40 if its caught on camera and I get a copy of the tape.

 

[zeke12]

We're up to $60, considerably more if caught on tape.

C'mon. folks. It's a worthy cause.