Can Devin Hester cure all diseases known to man?

[DyePack]

This will probably be the next article written. There's been some painful-ass **** that's hit the printed page in these parts about Mr. Hester.

Numerology.

"Play him on offense."

"Why hasn't he played on offense?"

Personally, I'm more enthusiastic about the two-pronged running attack.

 

[Chi City 81]

Only if he steals the formulas from Ryan Sonner and runs away.

 

[BYH]

I won't be impressed unti he cures dysentry.

 

[hockeybeat]

Devin Hester can't cure Rex Grossmanitis, which will raise it's sickly head during the playoffs.

 

[Jones]

Known to man, yes, but probably not those diseases known to tropical fish. I suspect that Ich will remain unchecked.

 

[DyePack]

I think Grossman will be OK.

What worries me is the threat of teams throwing short passes to RBs that go for many, many yards. This is becoming a disturbing trend.

 

[hockeybeat]

Known to man, yes, but probably not those diseases known to tropical fish. I suspect that Ich will remain unchecked.

I'd rather have Ich than a Jimmy Fallon DVD.

 

[pallister]

Even worse, short passes to WRs that can break tackles. That's the formula that got the D exposed against the Cardinals. Those quick throws negate the pass rush.

 

[spnited]

Bears go out in their first playoff game because REX GROSSMAN SUCKS!

 

[pallister]

Them's fightin' words, old man!

 

[pallister]

Hester laid his hands on Grossman before Monday night's game. You saw what happened. He's healed. [dontreallybelievethatjustyet]

 

[DyePack]

No -- YOU suck, spnited. You suck.

 

[spnited]

Sorry pallister, if they don't get 2 TDs from Hester and/or the D, they can't win because:

REX GROSSMAN SUCKS!

 

[BYH]

The Bears will win their first playoff game, Spnited, because as you know better than anyone, the cast of NFC wild card contenders SUCKS far worse than Rex Grossman.

Right now, I think the no. 4 seed would be Seattle, which got its ass absolutely handed to it by the Bears in Sept.

And what if the Giants go to Soldier Field in January? Those Krispy Kremes would get manhandled. That would be a blowout of Bears-Patriots Super Bowl proportions.

The Bears should get into the NFC title game by accident. And if it's Bears vs. Cowboys, I like the Bears' chances of pressuring Romo enough to do just enough to win it.

 

[spnited]

In other words, BYH, the only thing that sucks worse than Rex Grossman is the rest of the NFC!

 

[shotglass]

Could Devin Hester run so far with a kickoff that even Devin Hester couldn't catch him?

 

[pallister]

I'll be in Chicago for NFC championship game weekend. I must go pray now.

 

[spnited]

I'll be in Chicago for NFC championship game weekend. I must go pray now.

Too bad there won't be a game there. The Cowboys and Saints will be playing in New Orleans.



EDIT: For my man, shot!

 

[shotglass]

Too bad their won't be a game there.

(tapping foot furiously)

 

[DyePack]

Devin Hester is going to run fast enough to break the space-time continuum, go back to the summer of 1869 and ruin Spnited's evening down at the drive-in.