Campaign pledge: 40,000 BJs

[ifilus]

Tania Derveaux, the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, has promised to deliver 40,000 blowjobs to her supporters around the world.

"We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."

Sign up now at:

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

NSFW

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Your new US ambassador to Belgium -- The Hon. William Jefferson Clinton.

 

[slappy4428]

Your new US ambassador to Belgium -- The Hon. William Jefferson Clinton.

Nice...

 

[Bubbler]

"Aristotle was not Belgian!"

But he wishes he was now.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Says she will give 40,000 blowjobs to "anyone" who signs up on that page.

THAT'S a lot of blowjobs.

 

[outofplace]

Ok guys...fess up....who here has pressed the "Blow Me" button?

 

[Songbird]

I did am not at liberty to divulge that information

 

[JayFarrar]

Ok guys...fess up....who here has pressed the "Blow Me" button?

I did. Gave my spam hotmail, and I'll report back with what happens.

 

[You're With Me Leather]

Ok guys...fess up....who here has pressed the "Blow Me" button?

I did. Gave my spam hotmail, and I'll report back with what happens when she's done.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Well, gee, it's at least a campaign promise that could be, um, fulfilled.

Or could it? Forty thousand is a lot of BJs.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Again.... it's 40,000 per voter.

 

[JC]

Where's Hillary on this one?

 

[BYH]

Ok guys...fess up....who here has pressed the "Blow Me" button?

Send her over here as part of the SJ subscriber function.

webby will see revenues EXPLODE.

 

[outofplace]

Ok guys...fess up....who here has pressed the "Blow Me" button?

Send her over here as part of the SJ subscriber function.

webby will see revenues EXPLODE.

As long as we don't have to see anything else explode...

 

[Songbird]

BYH, is your hummer spurtability the same amount of time as the ol' in-out, in-out spurtability?

 

[BYH]

BYH, is your hummer spurtability the same amount of time as the ol' in-out, in-out spurtability?

I can neither confirm nor deny that. But that's not botox that has your wife suddenly unable to move her facial muscles. (See, I can say that since I know you're not married)

 

[Songbird]

I'd laugh even if I was married.

 

[Tom Petty]

five minutes? WTF?

 

[outofplace]

five minutes? WTF?

Don't worry...maybe you and she can have a nice chat for the remaining four minutes and 30 seconds.... ;D

 

[Tom Petty]

five minutes? WTF?

Don't worry...maybe you and she can have a nice chat for the remaining four minutes and 30 seconds.... ;D

wow. remind me i need to kick you back, square in the nuts for that one, but, nicely played oop, nicely played.