BUUURRRRPPPPP

[Chef2]

Good Golly, how I love Taco Tuesday.
We have no fewer than 20 Mexican joints here in town.
I just destroyed a plate full of Barbacoa Tacos with cheese, cilantro, a lime, some very hot (but very good) red sauce, and a Mexican Coke in a bottle that could be used as a weapon.

Barbacoa is the meat of the Gods.

 

[Slacker]

"T minus 10. Armed and pressurized."

"Heater controls off."

"Range go for launch."

 

[Cosmo]

I have an Oikos Triple Zero as a snack mid-mornings at work. The probiotic qualities give you ripping farts.

 

[Chef2]

I find it oddly humorous that this thread was right above The Amazing Race thread.
At the first gut rumble, it's going to be an amazing race to the ****ter.
If you see hazmat crews flocking to the center of our great land, think nothing of it.

 

[Batman]

I find it oddly humorous that this thread was right above The Amazing Race thread.
At the first gut rumble, it's going to be an amazing race to the ****ter.
If you see hazmat crews flocking to the center of our great land, think nothing of it.

"The Day After 2: Taco Tuesday"

 

[Vombatus]

"T minus 10. Armed and pressurized."

"Heater controls off."

"Range go for launch."

That would be awesome in the Rose Bowl Parade.

 

[TyWebb]

I really thought this was going to be a thread about the movie Elf.

 

[Vombatus]

Chef, any updates?

 

[Chef2]

The tacos successfully exited my body without causing too much harm to me or any facilities.
I'm sure there were hopes and dreams crushed, hoping I had some 5-alarm meltdown to where I would be wiping my ass with a sno-cone for 3 hours, but alas.....a smooth and easy transaction.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Mexican is the only food that seems to violate conservation of mass — i.e., what amount that comes out seems much greater than that which goes in.

 

[Vombatus]

The tacos successfully exited my body without causing too much harm to me or any facilities.
I'm sure there were hopes and dreams crushed, hoping I had some 5-alarm meltdown to where I would be wiping my ass with a sno-cone for 3 hours, but alas.....a smooth and easy transaction.

Speaking of which, have you ever looked at the ingredients to Preparation-H?

There's shark oil in it.

Which leads to the question: who first thought "my asshole hurts, let's rub some shark oil up in there."?

 

[Buck]

Speaking of which, have you ever looked at the ingredients to Preparation-H?

There's shark oil in it.

Which leads to the question: who first thought "my asshole hurts, let's rub some shark oil up in there."?

That assumes one had shark oil at hand.
The first person might've thought: my butthole hurts. Maybe if I catch a shark ...