Boys ... Jessica's available

[hondo]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532282,00.html?test=faces

 

[outofplace]

I had to run through a few Jessicas before I came to that one.

Now if Biel or Alba become available, that's more of a story. (yeah, yeah....it's not like I'd have a shot even if I wasn't married, but I can dream, dammit!)

 

[Batman]

Sweet. Let me get my shovel.

 

[da man]

Cowboys fans everywhere are rejoicing. Especially the female ones.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Yes I would. Like a cop.

 

[imjustagirl]

I'm glad this was titled this way. Leaves Tony all for me!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jessica-simpson-splits-with-tony-romo-2009137

And really, let's be fair...your 29-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND plans a "Ken and Barbie" party and you don't run?

 

[Armchair_QB]

I'm starting to think the only reason Tony Romo wants to be an NFL quarterback is so he'll have a chance to nail ridiculously hot women.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[da man]

I'm starting to think the only reason Tony Romo wants to be an NFL quarterback is so he'll have a chance to nail ridiculously hot women.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hey, it worked for Tom Brady.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I'm starting to think the only reason Tony Romo wants to be an NFL quarterback is so he'll have a chance to nail ridiculously hot women.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hey, it worked for Tom Brady.

True. But football seems to be Brady's first priority. Not sure about Romo.

 

[heyabbott]

Jeter has her penciled in on Thursday from 3:30 to 4:15

 

[EE94]

Is it coincidence that the relationship ends when it appears ol Jess has put on a few pounds?

Methinks not

 

[Care Bear]

I'm glad this was titled this way. Leaves Tony all for me!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jessica-simpson-splits-with-tony-romo-2009137

And really, let's be fair...your 29-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND plans a "Ken and Barbie" party and you don't run?

Oh, god. That Barbie party detail made me laugh. And Jessica actually wrote this:

"Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday.

Yeah. Liar. I just turned 30. She can suck it.

 

[Second Thoughts]

Great news for Cowboys fans.

And, does Tony get to keep the $100,000 boat Jess gave him like a month ago?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

the oddsmakers in Vegas are mulling their views on the Cowboys, one would think. They, unlike Romo, have seen The Slugger's Wife.

 

[da man]

I'm glad this was titled this way. Leaves Tony all for me!

So you're saying the thread title buried the lede?

 

[da man]

the oddsmakers in Vegas are mulling their views on the Cowboys, one would think. They, unlike Romo, have seen The Slugger's Wife.

So they're the ones.

 

[da man]

Great news for Cowboys fans.

And, does Tony get to keep the $100,000 boat Jess gave him like a month ago?

'Cause Tony can't afford one himself.

 

[Lugnuts]

Ha! Seriously, what do you do with that boat?

Return it? Hitch it up and pull into her driveway? Awkward!

Sell it? Crass, plus the tabloids would be all over it.

Keep it and use it? ;D

 

[sportschick]

Ha! Seriously, what do you do with that boat?

Return it? Hitch it up and pull into her driveway? Awkward!

Sell it? Crass, plus the tabloids would be all over it.

Keep it and use it? ;D

Give it to Jason Witten?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Ha! Seriously, what do you do with that boat?

Return it? Hitch it up and pull into her driveway? Awkward!

Sell it? Crass, plus the tabloids would be all over it.

Keep it and use it? ;D