Borgnine's "secret" to looking young? It ain't his wife's skin cream.

[DanOregon]

The secret to life in the palm of your hand.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/the_whisper_heard_round_the_couchand_on_the_air_91572.asp

 

[forever_town]

Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

Great. That means Mikey will outlive us all.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

Great. That means Mikey will outlive us all.

That's the easy joke, but I seem to remember that he won his own Contest and had a long streak of, um, non-palm lovin'...

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

Oh, and spnited just ran out to get more Jergens and doesn't know why...

 

[terrier]

Hand party at Borgnine's! Wooooo!

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Ernest Borgnine is 91!!!!???

Kittens, look out.

 

[Songbird]

One of the funniest lines I ever saw Borgnine give is when he was wearing a Santa suit on The Single Guy (yeah, I watched it; it wasn't so bad). I can't remember the line other than how the Santa suit felt good against his toochus.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

One of the funniest lines I ever saw Borgnine give is when he was wearing a Santa suit on The Single Guy (yeah, I watched it; it wasn't so bad). I can't remember the line other than how the Santa suit felt good against his toochus.

I watched that show too... loved Borgnine.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Ernest Borgnine is still alive?

 

[mike311gd]

Sweet. Now I don't have to use my go-to reason: I was bored and had five minutes free.

I love Borgnine's performance in Baseketball. He died choking on a hot dog then, and I'm sure that'll be a factor in his real-life death, too.

 

[mike311gd]

Great. That means Mikey will outlive us all.

That's the easy joke, but I seem to remember that he won his own Contest and had a long streak of, um, non-palm lovin'...

Yeah, but I had goals back then.

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

Ernest Borgnine is still alive?

Outlived the rest of the Wild Bunch, I believe.

 

[writing irish]

"I pass the pid a lot?" I couldn't understand what he said.

 

[Colonel Angus]

"I pass the pid a lot?" I couldn't understand what he said.

"I masturbate a lot."

 

[forever_town]

"I pass the pid a lot?" I couldn't understand what he said.

"I masturbate a lot."

Sounded pretty clear to me. Why else do you think the Fox folks would be making jokes about "you shook his hand!"

 

[Joe Williams]

Scary thought: Is that the secret to looking young or just the secret to looking like Ernest Borgnine?

 

[mike311gd]

Does it matter? He looks fantastic.

 

[forever_town]

Does it matter? He looks "move over David Wright" fantastic.

 

[Ace]

Ernest Borgnine is 91!!!!???

Kittens, look out.

C'mon, Simon. He's not that good looking.

 

[AgatePage]

Ernest Borgnine is 91!!!!???

Kittens, look out.

C'mon, Simon. He's not that good looking.

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