Holy crap! I kept meaning to copy and paste the best part, but the best parts kept getting better and better. That is the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Chinese restaurant manager: "he threw Pu Pu Platter at employee. He break very expensive mirror." That was funny. Oh and he was a renowned transvestite.