best e-mail subject ever.

[whatwoulddamondo?]

ok, maybe not best ever, but this did just pop up in my spam filter:

"bush declares lindsay lohan federal disaster area."

(about two years late.)

any others to offer? the obligatory lottery ones are exempt from this category.

 

[BYH]

"Eliza Dushku wants to have sex with you"

 

[Dickens Cider]

"Eliza Dushku wants to have sex with you"

The thread topic is "best e-mail subject ever." Not "things your wife has to whisper in your ear in order for you to get an erection."

 

[ArnoldBabar]

"Eliza Dushku wants to have sex with you"

The thread topic is "best e-mail subject ever." Not "things your wife has to whisper in your ear in order for you to get an erection."

Damn solid. (Something Mrs. BYH doesn't get to say often.)

 

[mike311gd]

Why must people lie in the subject titles? I was really hoping to see the "best e-mail subject ever," and I come to find out that, "OK, maybe not the best."

Why does this world hurt me so?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Why must people lie in the subject titles? I was really hoping to see the "best e-mail subject ever," and I come to find out that, "OK, maybe not the best."

Your mastery at pointing out irony is dooley noted.

 

[Written By Whiskey Bottle]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

 

[Overrated]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

A 30-post newb, huh?

 

[mike311gd]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

I do like Mr. Belding.

 

[Beaker]

Problem is, there's one character conspicuously missing from that invite.

 

[mike311gd]

Three. But only one who matters.

 

[Written By Whiskey Bottle]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

A 30-post newb, huh?

This ain't my first rodeo on SJ!

 

[slappy4428]

ok, maybe not best ever, but this did just pop up in my spam filter:

"bush declares lindsay lohan federal disaster area."

(about two years late.)

Isn't that backward?
Shouldn't that be "Lindsay Lohan Bush declared federal disaster area?

any others to offer? the obligatory lottery ones are exempt from this category.

 

[Written By Whiskey Bottle]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

A 30-post newb, huh?

I forgot to tell ya to get your own damn beer.

And bring me a shot of JD while ye're at it.

 

[mike311gd]

There's your shot.

Just be careful. There's 20 guys here, and it's about to get nutty.

 

[Written By Whiskey Bottle]

Bring on the Peter Pan or the Skippy!

 

[Tom Petty]

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

A 30-post newb, huh?

yeah. and i hear he likes jars of p-butter shoved up his ass ... crunchy.

 

[Jay Sherman]

Somewhat off-topic here, but my mom is fairly old school and, though proficient with e-mail, every once in a while writes me the e-mail in the subject line, signs it 'mom' and leaves the body of the e-mail totally blank.

i.e.
Subject: hey sweetie did you call grandma and wish her happy birthday? her number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. mom
Body:

 

[Tom Petty]

wow, jay, deciding to just give people ammo, eh?

 

[forever_town]

Britney Spears shoots down spy satellite with her vagina