Belmont headlines

[Trey Beamon]

I'm thinking of going with BIG FRAUD.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Top deck: What Can Brown Do For You?

Sub-hed: Not Deliver on Saturday

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Top deck: What Can Brown Do For You?

Sub-hed: Not Deliver on Saturday

Solid. Lengthy, but solid.

Oh, and it's probably copywrite infringement.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Top deck: What Can Brown Do For You?

Sub-hed: Not Deliver on Saturday

Solid. Lengthy, but solid.

Oh, and it's probably copywrite infringement.

Oh well.

How about...

Brown can't deliver on Saturday

 

[Chi City 81]

Top deck: What Can Brown Do For You?

Sub-hed: Not Deliver on Saturday

Solid. Lengthy, but solid.

Oh, and it's probably copywrite infringement.

Copyright. And no it's not. But it (at least the top hed) was done to death not only this year, but when Texas won the BCS Championship two years ago.

 

[joe]

Brownout.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Brown (eye)

 

[MileHigh]

Brown sag

 

[didntdoit19]

Big letdown

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Top deck: What Can Brown Do For You?

Sub-hed: Not Deliver on Saturday

Solid. Lengthy, but solid.

Oh, and it's probably copywrite infringement.

Copyright. And no it's not. But it (at least the top hed) was done to death not only this year, but when Texas won the BCS Championship two years ago.

Thanks, copy write is the name of a column here at work. I'm an idiot.

 

[WriteThinking]

Brownout.

Big Brownout.

Or this:

Big Brown not win the Triple Crown?...Da'

 

[lono]

Horse Of A Different Color

 

[Omar_dont_scare]

I liked Eisen's suggestion: Big Brown Dumps

 

[WriteThinking]

Brownout.

Big Brownout.

Or this:

Big Brown not win the Triple Crown?...Da'

I'd like to change my first headline suggestion to this:

Big Brownout; Dutrow goes dark

Subhed: Triple Crown favorite fades fast; Fast-talking trainer clams up after final leg at Belmont.

 

[playthrough]

DNF

(That's probably too weird or unknown to some fans, but I'd love to refer in the hed or sub to how BB wasn't even in the hunt. Not a compelling race at all.)

 

[Ben_Hecht]

50 Million? Well-Sold!

 

[HejiraHenry]

Actually,

No Saturday delivery

would be a pretty good hed

 

[TwoGloves]

I liked Eisen's suggestion: Big Brown Dumps

Great minds think alike. I suggested Big Brown Dump and the desk guy said no thanks.

 

[lono]

Brown In The Dumps

 

[Bullwinkle]

Big Brown's loss is OTB's gain
Heralded horse sucks ass in bid for Triple Crown