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Puny mortals should avert your eyes.
Look away, look away
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What's more awesome, spray-on tan or these really cool sunglasses?
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And the correct answer is spray-on tan.

Guido the Killer Pimp, with JoeyPorsche911 and two unidentified female "friends."
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Swear to God, I could look at this photo album for days.
http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/
 
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It's like a knock-off of the Gotti look, which was expensive trash to begin with.

Fascinating.
 
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It looks like he and the girls are wearing the same lip gloss. Don't know how I feel about that.
 
I've seen more manliness in newborn children than I have in those guys.

Hey dudes, how about some face to go with those ginormous glasses?
 
That dude has nothing on Pittsburgh PK Jeff Reed...

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http://deadspin.com/sports/at-least-he.s-wearing-pants-this-time/jeff-reed-is-the-most-fun-kicker-of-all-time-268100.php
 
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I guess what's worse than these guys maintaining such a persona is the fact that certain women actually like that crap. If women didn't like it, maybe these guys would stop.
 
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I've seen more manliness in newborn children than I have in those guys.

Hey dudes, how about some face to go with those ginormous glasses?
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Somewhere Tony Clifton is wondering where all of his shades went.
 
I thought this was a spoof until I hit the link.

I like the "****en Sexy" slideshow title.
 
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