Beavis and Butt-head alert

[Trey Beamon]

Butt-Head: "He says we can have anything we want, and he's a cop."

Beavis: "Get nachos!"

 

[BYH]

YES!!! THE FIRE VIDEO!!!!!

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Butt-head, I'm going to tell you this once: If you touch that remote I'm going to kick your ass.

 

[BYH]

It's like I've won the ****ing lottery, finding that clip at 1:45 at night.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

We don't get MTV2, dammit.

 

[BYH]

you know, I would like to do Madonna.

 

[mike311gd]

We don't get MTV2, dammit.

Neither do I.

 

[mike311gd]

you know, I would like to do Madonna.

As would I.

 

[shotglass]

OK, now I'm in it. I'll get back to y'all around 4:30.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Butt-head: Yeah, but when Madonna's masturbating, she's still doing it with Madonna. When you spank your monkey, you're just doing it with Beavis. A huh huh, huh huh.

Beavis: Little Beavis, heh heh, heh heh.

 

[mike311gd]

We don't get MTV2, dammit.

Neither do I.

Dude, check higher on your dial. Mine's 801.

 

[Tom Petty]

i just turned the channel.

anyone going to pass to the left?

 

[BYH]

I swear I am going to transcribe that whole convo during the fire video. Funniest ****ing thing ever.

 

[mike311gd]

I swear I am going to transcribe that whole convo during the fire video. Funniest ****ing thing ever.

You sure you've got that time to spare?

 

[Cosmo]

I'd watch it, but I'm on my 2nd 40 and in the middle of Scarface on DVD. Tryin' to bring in the yay here.

From Colombia? For 13,500?

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

 

[Trey Beamon]

Local hotties aren't spending their Saturday nights on the phone.

 

[shotglass]

You'll never know if you don't dial that number now.

 

[BYH]

Women right now? Do you wanna do it?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I am drawn to them, as if by a power greater than my weiner.

(reading a shirt that says Women's Rights Now) Women ... right now. Yeah, heh heh, women right now!

 

[mike311gd]

Do you wanna do it?