Beavis and Butt-head alert

[Mystery_Meat]

It's on MTV2 now. They're playing the episode where they push a tractor tire up a hill.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I'd watch it, but Jaws is on HDNet. I haven't watched it in years; I forgot how ****ing fantastic it is.

 

[Trey Beamon]

"Chicks were all ugly in olden days. That's why old dudes are always pissed off."

 

[old_tony]

Dammit, I'm recording "Breaking Away" on FMC right now and watching "Titanic" on TNT. I suppose I can give up on Titanic now. They've already hit the iceberg.

The switch has now been made.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Oh, this is the one where they find Van Drisen (sp), right?

 

[old_tony]

Whoa! Butt-head! She just said she kissed a girl!

 

[Mystery_Meat]

B-h: When I see two girls kissing, it gives me a special feeling. Uh huh huh, huh huh
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, heh heh. It kinda makes me want to make a stool.
B-h: Dammit, Beavis, you're messed up.

 

[BYH]

B-h: When I see two girls kissing, it gives me a special feeling. Uh huh huh, huh huh
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, heh heh. It kinda makes me want to make a stool.
B-h: Dammit, Beavis, you're messed up.

That stool line is about the funniest thing I've ever heard. I remember actually falling over I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that episode.

 

[BYH]

I'M GONNA BULLDOZE THE CAFETERIA TOO!!!!!

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

My favorite Beavis and Butt-Head lines:

Tom Anderson: "Hey, aren't you the boys who painted my cat's butt?"

Beavis, watching Duran Duran's "Electric Barbarella": "If I had a band, I'd call it, "Beavis Beavis." (this one may be apocryphal . . I was not sober when that one was on)

Beavis: Sometimes I get morning wood, in the afternoon.

Love the haiku episode.

"Huh huh, huh huh mm"

And of course, their reactions to the video for "Detachable penis" are priceless.

"Dude!! He said it AGAIN!!!!"

 

[BYH]

You poop in the tub?
Yeah and then sometimes I pee all over the bathroom. Pee pee pee!

 

[Trey Beamon]

Sugar Ray as a hardcore band ... ****ing priceless.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Hot damn, it's a marathon till 4 a.m. Let's see what episode's next ... oh yeah, the lame Friday night at the convenience store.

 

[BYH]

"It only takes an hour to do it?"

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Yeah. A whole *****

 

[Cosmo]

I'd watch it, but I'm on my 2nd 40 and in the middle of Scarface on DVD. Tryin' to bring in the yay here.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I'd watch it, but I'm on my 2nd 40 and in the middle of Scarface on DVD. Tryin' to bring in the yay here.

From Colombia? For 13,500?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Whoa, that chick looks like Danica Patrick. But with boobs.

 

[BYH]

Rat a tat tat that ass.

Nothing funnier than the Monkey Boy dance.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Rat a tat tat that ass.

That had me ****ing howling.

Sorry, I've got to run and order my Blue Hippo computer. :