Baseball's coolest player

[slappy4428]

Now come replace my screen in my screen door. Looks like birds clawed at it, which I find amazing...

ohhh, i'll replace your god damned screen, slappy.

Dude, have you ever turned down a roll in the hay?

drunk or sober?

Considering his wife has his balls in the freezer, he's a brave soul

 

[Tom Petty]

Now come replace my screen in my screen door. Looks like birds clawed at it, which I find amazing...

ohhh, i'll replace your god damned screen, slappy.

Dude, have you ever turned down a roll in the hay?

drunk or sober?

Considering his wife has his balls in the freezer, he's a brave soul

once you know how the screen door works, you're no longer scared, my friend.

 

[RossLT]

Pascual Perez, cause he has a Jheri-curl

Not because he did coke and couldn't drive to Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium?

I knew he did coke, didn't know about the whole not driving thing.

 

[Tom Petty]

Pascual Perez, cause he has a Jheri-curl

Not because he did coke and couldn't drive to Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium?

I knew he did coke, didn't know about the whole not driving thing.

how's your screen door swingin', ross?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Biff Pocoroba.

 

[RossLT]

Pascual Perez, cause he has a Jheri-curl

Not because he did coke and couldn't drive to Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium?

I knew he did coke, didn't know about the whole not driving thing.

how's your screen door swingin', ross?

It's doing ok.

 

[friend of the friendless]

Mr Z,

Sirs, Madames,

1. Hawk Harrelson
2. **** Allen (his later self)

YD&OHS, etc

Hawk?

Please, oh please, tell me you were being ironical.

Strictly back when.

Snazzy dresser. Good golfer. Sort of an anti-Yaz.

YD&OHS, etc

 

[WaylonJennings]

Mark Buehrle.

Anyone who has ever dealt with him can back me up on this. Guy is like a 10-year-old in a 29-year-old's body. And I mean that in the best way possible.

Last night, he gets a standing ovation from the crowd and he just breaks out grinning from ear-to-ear. You don't see that too often. But that's him. He had to get reprimanded by Kenny Williams a couple years back for doing belly slides on the tarp in a rain delay. Oh, and he occasionally brings a lifesize cutout of Nick Swisher into the dugout to celebrate when Swisher does something good.

 

[Gehrig38]

Manny is the coolest dude in baseball.

 

[mike311gd]

Mark Buehrle.

Anyone who has ever dealt with him can back me up on this. Guy is like a 10-year-old in a 29-year-old's body. And I mean that in the best way possible.

Last night, he gets a standing ovation from the crowd and he just breaks out grinning from ear-to-ear. You don't see that too often. But that's him. He had to get reprimanded by Kenny Williams a couple years back for doing belly slides on the tarp in a rain delay. Oh, and he occasionally brings a lifesize cutout of Nick Swisher into the dugout to celebrate when Swisher does something good.

JakeandElwood agrees.

 

[friend of a friend]

This guy




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[Angola!]

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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

 

[Tom Petty]

jesus christ. did i just see elvis?

 

[friend of a friend]

This guy




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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

Kind of a perfect return, doncha think?

And thanks.

 

[Tom Petty]

This guy




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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

Kind of a perfect return, doncha think?

And thanks.

and? and? and? whattaboutme, you *****?

 

[friend of a friend]

This guy




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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

Kind of a perfect return, doncha think?

And thanks.

and? and? and? whattaboutme, you *****?

Solid.

I missed you.

 

[Tom Petty]

This guy




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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

Kind of a perfect return, doncha think?

And thanks.

and? and? and? whattaboutme, you *****?

Solid.

I missed you.

jesus christ. consider yourself hugged. you're not going to leave us again, are you?

 

[forever_town]

Welcome back foaf.

 

[friend of a friend]

This guy




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That's your return to the site?

I mean, I knew Eric Byrnes was cool, but I didn't think he was that cool.

Welcome back.

Kind of a perfect return, doncha think?

And thanks.

and? and? and? whattaboutme, you *****?

Solid.

I missed you.

jesus christ. consider yourself hugged. you're not going to leave us again, are you?

Nah, you're stuck with me. for. evar.

And thanks, forever

 

[mike311gd]

Wow, dude. This is like Christmas and Festivus rolled into one.