Ashley Judd: Available

[hondo]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30/ashley-judd-and-husband-dario-franchitti-split-after-11-years/?intcmp=features

 

[KJIM]

Ahem: Dario Franchitti, available.

 

[da man]

No she isn't. She's mine, dammit!

 

[dixiehack]

I can hear ijag's eyes rolling from three hours away.

 

[dooley_womack1]

If only Franchitti were more a hockey fan.

 

[Captain Obvious]

A classic 6. Her cheekbones are too defined and her thighs are a bit too muscular.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

A classic 6. Her cheekbones are too defined and her thighs are a bit too muscular.

I ****in' love you guys.

 

[Bob Cook]

Can any of the other Indy drivers rent her to be photogenic during their final laps?

 

[Care Bear]

She's a bad actress and a ****face.

 

[joe]

She's a bad actress and a ****face.

Bull****. She's damn near the worst actress ever — and she's for sure the worst actress ever to have been the lead in many, many movies.

I'm not sure what a "****face" is, exactly, but I eagerly await your detailed Care Bear Dictionary definition.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Majerus went too soon.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Don't bring TigerVols into this.

 

[93Devil]

She is going to have to open wider if she thinks something that big will fit.

I could not resist.

 

[Versatile]

She has Renee Zellweger face now, like she rubbed Chick-fil-A sandwiches on her cooter.

 

[turski7]

Butter face indeed. Better start with the botox ASAP.

 

[Versatile]

Butter face indeed. Better start with the botox ASAP.

Your recommendation for this woman

is botox?

Do you know what botox does?

 

[Steak Snabler]

I'm not sure what a "****face" is

Ask Billy Ripken.

 

[Care Bear]

She's a bad actress and a ****face.

Bull****. She's damn near the worst actress ever — and she's for sure the worst actress ever to have been the lead in many, many movies.

I'm not sure what a "****face" is, exactly, but I eagerly await your detailed Care Bear Dictionary definition.

****face: A small woman who struts around pretending to be polished and sophisticated when (in reality) she is nothing more than an infected vagina with small, pointy teeth.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Don't mince words. Really, what do you think of her?

 

[poindexter]

She's not immune to Father Time.