Ashlee Simpson gets hitched

[suburbia]

http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/292683992/index.html

 

[Jack_Kerouac]

I wonder if she actually spoke her vows or if she lip-synched them?

 

[mike311gd]

The dude, Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy), used to have pictures of his dong on his band's Web site a while back. You click on a button, scroll down and bam, poking stick.

I hope the two of them enjoy a happy four months.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Singing? Now that's another matter.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?

 

[wannabeu]

I wonder if she actually spoke her vows or if she lip-synched them?

That's what I was wondering myself.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?

Hey, whatever works.

She looks good.

 

[Theoldbenchwarmer]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?

Hey, whatever works.

She looks good.

Her husband is a decent-looking woman also. Just a bit too much eye-liner.

 

[Jack_Kerouac]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?

Hey, whatever works.

She looks good.

Her husband is a decent-looking woman also. Just a bit too much eye-liner.

I bet he's seen way more **** than she has.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

It's always good when two talentless people get married.

Makes it easier to isolate their offspring from the rest of the gene pool.

 

[Deeper_Background]

The dude, Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy), used to have pictures of his dong on his band's Web site a while back. You click on a button, scroll down and bam, poking stick.

I hope the two of them enjoy a happy four months.

she said she was preganant at the reception, classy!

 

[slappy4428]

She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?

Hey, whatever works.

She looks good.

I think it was a couple of feet from her nose...

 

[sportschick]

1) Ashlee's had her nose job, and hasn't exactly tried to hide it.

2) Pete Wentz is hot as balls. Boys in eyeliner . . . roowwwrrrrr


EDIT: Good God, I can't spell tonight.

 

[Walter_Sobchak]

Four years ago, I saw Fall Out Boy as the second band on a bill of four. They were awesome.

Too bad they suck balls now, and Wentz might as well tattoo "CRAFTSMAN" across his forehead.

 

[alleyallen]

Maybe he'll put something in her mouth to get her to stop singing.

(good gawd, did I just say that?!?)

 

[Flash]

That guy has Boy George potential written all over him.