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[poindexter]

Holy crap, these Jack's Munchie Meals just upped the ante on the calorie/sodium wars.

Years ago here, we had a thread about some garganto-meal at Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Freelance Hack was the only one (IIRC) who liked that stuff.

These new meals make the old Hardees meal look like a Kids' Meal.

http://www.grubgrade.com/2013/09/21/jacks-munchie-meals-at-jack-in-the-box/

 

[Mystery Meat II]

In order: Chicken, nuggets, brunchburger, stacked burger

 

[Football_Bat]

Jack should just do away with the pretense and throw in rolling papers with the meal.

 

[dooley_womack1]

How About Yes!

 

[TigerVols]

6

 

[Football_Bat]

I have only tried the Stacked Grilled Cheese.

Jack's chicken patties are not very good, but with those condiments, I'll give it a try. The Brunch Burger looks tryable too. The nuggets are going to be too messy for the car.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

I think the Brunch Burger looks like the bomb. I'd gladly eat that.

The other stuff, not so much. And the burger with the grilled cheese sandwich on top looks horrid.

 

[spikechiquet]

Ya'll fatties. </crossthread>

 

[Spartan Squad]

Jack should just do away with the pretense and throw in rolling papers with the meal.

I'm pretty sure if it weren't a federal crime to do so, they would be including joints as a prize with the meal. The commercials are stoners stilling on the coach with a Jack antenna ball talking to them.

http://youtu.be/NYwZfWcokyI

 

[SpeedTchr]

Brunch Burger?
Would.

 

[spikechiquet]

Jack should just do away with the pretense and throw in rolling papers with the meal.

I'm pretty sure if it weren't a federal crime to do so, they would be including joints as a prize with the meal. The commercials are stoners stilling on the coach with a Jack antenna ball talking to them.

http://youtu.be/NYwZfWcokyI

haha...werewolves?

 

[dooley_womack1]

6

What kind of sick fetish do you have?

 

[Bubbler]

Are any of these items comprised of horse meat? Jack In The Crack is famous for that.

 

[cranberry]

This is exactly why vegetarians think they are better than everyone else. Right now they are sending links to their vegetarian friends and saying, "See?"

 

[poindexter]

ANY prescription drug commercial on tv comes with a list of warnings so long, it sometimes takes half the commercial (Chantix).

Yet there are no warnings given for these in commercials. Go figure.

 

[Chef2]

I have only tried the Stacked Grilled Cheese.

Jack's chicken patties are not very good, but with those condiments, I'll give it a try. The Brunch Burger looks tryable too. The nuggets are going to be too messy for the car.

I once tried to eat a Steak Burrito from Chipotle while driving once. It looked like a rice and bean filled bomb went off in my car.

 

[young-gun11]

Ya'll fatties. </crossthread>

*Y'all